· CONGRESS = Corrupt Opportunistic No-Gooders Registering Endless Supersized Scams.

· From now on all Price Hikes should be renamed as UPA Scam Subsidy for that is what they are. We are paying for the sins of this government.

· 6 cylinders a year?
Congress spokespersons should be limited to only 6 stupid statements a day, but even that is asking for the moon.

· UPA = Unlimited Price Augmentation.

· Live Free. Die Hard. Coal Free. Hike (Diesel/LPG) Hard.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru