Congressi bashings of the day…

· Let a 100 flowers bloom: Mao.
Let a 100 scams boom: Manmohan.

· Haath jodte hue aate hai Congressi sab,
Thappad maarte hue woh to jaayenge,
Aur hum voters Muqaddar ke Bandar jaaneman kehalayenge.

· Pachaas kos door shahar me jab Congressi ke ghar main bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahati hai beta so jaa… so jaa nahi to CAG aa jaayega.

· Agar MMS sach bolta…
Kya tum doodh se dhule hue ho?
Nahin, main koyala se ragada hua hu.

· Teacher: Give an example of an uncountable noun.
Student: UPAScam.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

One thought on “Congressi bashings of the day…

  1. Hi Sunil,

    Keep up the good work. I am much older than you, belonging to the baby boomers generation. So I have witnessed from my childhood, how our motherland has been raped by unscrupulous politicians for ages. I feel sad that I was unable to do something about it. It is encouraging to see that you, the next generation will at least, not let the nation fail anymore. With a salute for your good work,

    Arun Chattopadhyay

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