If Sidhu rejoins the BJP he will merely say that he was in the RSS in his past life.
In Pappu party nobody can take decisions but Pappu.
Sidhu: I quit BJP because I couldn’t take decisions.
(At heart always a comedian)
From BJP Rajya Sabha MP.
To potential AAP Punjab CM.
To Pappu’s assistant in Punjab.
#Sidhu
You never know which way Sidhu will turn
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2016—The year when the US President was trying to embrace Communism and the Russian President was trying to push Capitalism.
Obama thinks he’s destroying Trump with his late blitzkrieg.
But he’s destroying the Democrats and going out as a graceless fool.
#LameDuck
If a lame duck runs too fast, its bad leg will not get better, but its good leg will go too.
#Obama
8 years of Obama have left the Democrats at their weakest since 1828 and the Republicans at their strongest since 1854.
But Obama’s a great guy!
2010s: The decade everything liberals did backfired.
#Modi #Brexit #Trump
Now Obama banging the final nail in the coffin with his lame duck hyperactivity.
Obama has less than 4 weeks to sabotage Trump’s Presidency.
But Trump has 4 years to totally undo Obama’s legacy.
Obama is attacking America’s friends and strengthening America’s enemies in a desperate attempt to defeat Trump 2017 and beyond.
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It doesn’t matter who wins the Mulayam versus Akhilesh battle.
Both are equally bad rulers for Uttar Pradesh.
The political dynasty does not teach you governance, development or great ideas for the nation.
It teaches only one lesson spectacularly.
“How to cling to power”.
Kya idea hai sirjee!
No development in Uttar Pradesh in last 5 years.
Now focus will be on split and secularism instead of development.
Actual law and order breakdown in Bihar.
Actual riots in West Bengal.
Actual governance breakdown in Uttar Pradesh.
#Demonetization woes were far tame in comparison.
The Bicycle should be split.
Mulayam party election symbol should be Big Unicycle.
Akhilesh party election symbol should be Small Unicycle.
Pre-split status…
UP MahaMahagatbandhan seat distribution…
Out of 403 seats, Mulayam will get 403, Akhilesh another 403, Pappu 100 and others 50.
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Anna created Kejri.
He let Kejri use IAC contacts and funds to launch AAP.
And now after sleeping for years he’s suddenly crying.
Anna is exactly like Gandhi.
Gandhi gave us Pappu Nehru.
Anna gave us Pappu Kejri.
Anna promised us National Lokpal.
Instead he gave us Internal AAP Lokpal.
His only achievement of the 2010s.
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Rome wasn’t built in a day.
—From an old French saying.
Rome Rajya can’t be dismantled in a day.
—New Indian saying.
(So far on track. #Demonetization)
Pappu says demonetization worse than Hiroshima.
For him its true.
After Hiroshima, Nehru-Indira-Rajiv became Prime Minister.
After demonetization, no Nehru-Gandhi dynast may ever become PM.
There’s some major magic-voodoo in #Demonetisation.
Modi Haters are seriously inconvenienced with rotten luck.
Modi supporters managing though.
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Capitalists can genuinely say…
To hell with Communism!
Communists can’t honestly say “To hell with Capitalism!” because they make big bucks from it.
The fall…
2002: Modi did genocide!
2013: Modi did snoopgate!
2015: Name on suit!
2016: Modi follows trolls!
Mamata cries Emergency while cracking down on journalists, suppressing free speech and behaving dictatorially.
Story of most Chief Ministers of India.
Media is obsessed with politicians obsessed with caste and religion.
Media ignores politicians obsessed with development.
Problem is not just the politicians.
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