It doesn’t matter who wins the Mulayam versus Akhilesh battle.
Both are equally bad rulers for Uttar Pradesh.

The political dynasty does not teach you governance, development or great ideas for the nation.
It teaches only one lesson spectacularly.
“How to cling to power”.

Kya idea hai sirjee!
No development in Uttar Pradesh in last 5 years.
Now focus will be on split and secularism instead of development.

Actual law and order breakdown in Bihar.
Actual riots in West Bengal.
Actual governance breakdown in Uttar Pradesh.
#Demonetization woes were far tame in comparison.

The Bicycle should be split.
Mulayam party election symbol should be Big Unicycle.
Akhilesh party election symbol should be Small Unicycle.

Pre-split status…
UP MahaMahagatbandhan seat distribution…
Out of 403 seats, Mulayam will get 403, Akhilesh another 403, Pappu 100 and others 50.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru