If Sidhu rejoins the BJP he will merely say that he was in the RSS in his past life.

In Pappu party nobody can take decisions but Pappu.
Sidhu: I quit BJP because I couldn’t take decisions.
(At heart always a comedian)

From BJP Rajya Sabha MP.
To potential AAP Punjab CM.
To Pappu’s assistant in Punjab.
#Sidhu

You never know which way Sidhu will turn

These versions by Sunil Rajguru