IS = Islamic State.
WAS = Was A State.
How long from IS to WAS?
#ISIS #ParisAttacks
1939—Let’s get rid of Hitler.
1950s—Let’s get rid of Communism.
1990s—Let’s get rid of Al-Qaeda.
2015—Let’s get rid of Islamic State.
#AdarshLiberal: Anonymous Twitter troll (who could be a Congressi in disguise) is more dangerous than an actual terrorist with an AK-47.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Governance crashing in non-NDA States…
#WB #UP #Bihar #Karnataka
Governance rising in NDA States…
#AndhraPradesh #Rajasthan #MadhyaPradesh
Verdict: Intolerance rising due to Modi.
The Threequel…
I—1990-97: Lalu Laayo Jungle Raj.
II—1997-2005: Rabri Laayo Lalu Ka Jungle Raj.
I—2015-20: Nitish Laayo Lalu Ka Jungle Raj.
Lalu—The man who destroyed Bihar.
Nitish—The man who rebuilt Bihar and then decided to destroy it soon after.
What if…
After Lalu, Akhilesh and Mamata get re-elected.
By 2019, the troika have ruined their States so badly that India again turns to Modi.
Uneven wheels on Bihar’s car =
One of Bihar’s greatest Chief Ministers
+ India’s worst Chief Minister.
Every 20 years India produces a “worst” politician…
1970s: Lalu.
1990s: Sonia.
2010s: Kejri.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Church attacks miraculously stopped when Modi lost Delhi.
Intolerance miraculously stopped when Modi lost Bihar.
What will stop after next elections?
BJP leaders blast Modi.
Congress leaders petrified of Sonia.
Who’s intolerant? Who’s the dictator? Who’s the Fascist?
Worst politicians ever…
1. Sonia.
2. Lalu.
3. Kejri.
#AdarshLiberals’ all-time favourite politicians…
1. Sonia.
2. Lalu.
3. Kejri.
Remember for them…
Mamata destroying WB
+ Akhilesh destroying UP
+ Lalu destroying Bihar
+ Siddu destroying Karnataka
= Modi destroying India.
#AdarshLiberals
Evolution of Advani…
1990s: Super communal.
2000s: Communal.
2013: Secular.
2015: Super secular.
Go figure…
Intolerance & misgovernance rising in non-BJP States.
+ Development rising in BJP States.
= Modi has failed and it’s curtains for him.
India is the only country in the world where intellectuals and media cheer when a convict (Laloo), a nausikhiya (Kejri), an anarchist (Mamata) or an unwilling outsider (Sonia) capture the throne.
2% of India is on Twitter.
0.00002% of Twitter rebuts #AdarshLiberals.
#AdarshLiberals: India has become 100% intolerant and abusive.
Jab tak rahega samosa main alu,
Tab tak rahega #AdarshLiberal ka nautanki chalu.
For Delhi #AdarshLiberals gushing over Lalu, please import him as Chief Minister for six months and see if you can survive that!
Sonia ruled like a dictator with 140-200 Lok Sabha seats.
The media can’t touch her with 44 seats.
And Modi has 282 seats.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
In Modi’s first ever big State big loss in his entire career, BJP increases vote share while Bihar gets Jungle Raj and a convict as a power centre.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
BJP in Bihar…
Keep your enemies away and your friends even more away.
Fact of the day…
BJP has increased its vote share in each and every election after Modi took charge.
Winning even in more municipalities.
1947-2014: Congress was Establishment or Establishment-in-waiting.
2014-_: Despite #BiharResults, Modi is still the Establishment with no-one in waiting.
If you used Tarot Cards for Indian election opinion/exit polls, you’d get the same results and save tonnes of money.
#BiharResults
Both Nitish and Modi are pro-development.
Nitish + Modi & allies = 51% vote share.
One way of looking at it!
#BiharResults
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
So in the end the biggest wapsi of 2015 proved to be #LaluWapsi.
#BiharResults
Why blame uneducated voters for voting Lalu?
He has the highest support among highly educated intellectuals.
#LaluWapsi #AdarshLiberals
Jab tak rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak rahega Bihar-UP-WB main Jungle Raj chalu.
#BiharResults
2010, 4/243—01.65% strike rate.
2015, 27/41—65.9% strike rate.
Near 7-fold growth.
Sabse badi tarakki to Pappu ki hui hai!
#BiharResults #Cong
He had said he would rule for 20 years.
15 down. 5 more to go.
#LaluWapsi #BiharResults
What next?
Mamata 275/295 seats in West Bengal.
Mulayam 370/403 seats in Uttar Pradesh.
#BiharResults #JungleRajRules
Yesterday…
BiMARU: Sick States of Bihar, Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan and Uttar Pradesh.
Tomorrow…
BUND: Development bandh States of Bihar-Bengal, Uttar Pradesh and New Delhi.
#BiharResults
Huge winners…
Lalu.
Sonia.
Media.
#AdarshLiberal…
Big winner…
Nitish.
Huge losers…
Modi.
Amit Shah.
Opinion/exit pollsters.
Biggest loser…
Humble Bihari citizen who’ll see a return to total anarchy!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
1967—Jewel Thief.
1996—Return of Jewel Thief.
1990—Fodder Thief.
2015—Return of Fodder Thief.
#BiharResults
1. Laloo ko Bihar se hatana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.
2. Bihar main development lana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.
I brought development.
—Modi.
I brought Laloo.
—Nitish.
I brought myself out of jail.
—Laloo.
Jungle (Raj) main mangal ho gaya hai babuwa!
1990: Laloo stops Advani Rath Yatra.
2015: Laloo stops Modi Development Rath Yatra.
Laloo ruled for 15 years from 1990-2005.
Another 15 year stint may begin.
Best of luck Bihar!
The tenacity with which Bihar votes for Laloo for decade upon decade never ceases to amaze me.
Jab take rahega samosa main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo.
Nitish stays Bihar Chief Minister.
Pappu becomes Congress President.
Laloo becomes 2019 PM candidate.
And all is right with the world.
Lalu entered student politics in 1970.
So Bihari politics has been tolerating him for 45 years now.
It will tolerate his family for 45 years more.
#IndiaIsTolerant
Lalu was right about winning 190 seats.
RJD will get 190 seats on its own in the 2020 Bihar elections.
#MeraLalooMahaan bole…
#BiharVoters
#AwardWapsiGang
#AdarshLiberals
#LutyensClub
#Nitishwa
#SoniaAurPappu
#KejriAurMamata
#MSM
Eventually Laloo will emerge as the greatest Bihari of all time.
#ReturnOfJungleRaj
#LalooIsBiharBiharIsLaloo
#NitishKnowsBiharBest
#RiseOfMisa
#BiharGayaTelLene
#RajyaSabhaDoorHai (for BJP)
#NoModiWave
These versions by Sunil Rajguru