4-in-1 move…
1—Black money crackdown.
2—Target counterfeiters.
3—Restrict cash flow during elections.
4—Upgrade currency notes.
#Rs500Rs1000
Gandhi on Rs 5 note.
Gandhi on Rs 10 note.
Gandhi on Rs 20 note.
Gandhi on Rs 50 note.
Gandhi on Rs 100 note.
Gandhi on Rs 500 note.
Gandhi on Rs 1000 note.
Gandhi on Rs 2000 note.
#Demonitisation
A royal pain in the short run.
A real game changer in the long run.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
#AccheDin for FoS
Before the Prime Minister was petrified of speaking.
Today thousands are screaming and shouting nonsense at the Prime Minister 24X7.
Spot the difference.
During Emergency thousands were arrested and tortured without trial.
Today thousands are attacking Modi 24X7 with outright lies.
Left-wing Sonia still pushing her Left-wing agenda backed by Left-wing media, Left-wing politicians and Left…
Why label only “Right-wing”?
They attacked him non-stop from 2002-14.
Helped him get a landslide.
Good they are attacking 2014-16.
Great chances for 2019.
#ModiHaters
India under Modi is heading towards dictatorship says the woman who runs her party like an absolute dictator.
#Mayawati #BSP #UPPolls
Curious…
Media petrified to attack Sonia, she rules party ruthlessly.
Media petrified to attack Hillary, she rules party ruthlessly.
Media: Modi and Trump are Hitlers!
Emergency 1 lasted for 635 days for thousands of newspapers and magazines.
Emergency 2 will last for 1 day for 1/tens of thousands of news outlets.
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Sonia to stay President.
Pappu to be Working President.
Priyanka may well become Non-working President.
Robert President-in-law.
In their twenties…
Motilal—Sole breadwinner of family.
Jawaharlal—Freedom fighter.
Sanjay—Virtual dictator of India.
Pappu—Still struggling in his forties.
If Congress goes from 45 to 90 seats in 2019, there will be hundreds of banner headlines all over of how miraculous Pappu doubles tally.
Congress is always ruthless.
Destroys its enemies.
BJP is always confused.
Tries to “Love Thy Enemy”.
100 years of dynasty…
1919: Motilal first Congress President.
2019: Pappu last Congress President after general elections.
Hearing from late 1990s…
Priyanka entering politics.
From early 2010s…
Pappu becoming Congress President.
At all times…
Sonia is unhappy.
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Huge money wasted on ads✔
Garbage pile-ups✔
Record air pollution✔
Absentee indifferent CM✔
Focus on trivial issues✔
Zero planning✔
#5SaalKejri
#NewsKiDukaan
Before.
Kya news chahiye? Politics? Sports? National? Foreign?
Now…
Kya opinion chahiye? Anti-Modi? Anti-Modi Strong/Lite? Pro-Kejri? Pro-Pappu?
Are you more worried about PM 2.5 or PM 10?
Kejri: I am more worried about PM 2.0.
Eh! What’s that?
Kejri: I will not let the current PM get a 2nd term.Odd/Even may not be enough.
May have to opt for daily Odd+even scheme.
Every day both odd and even vehicles be kept off the roads.
#Delhi
Congress scrapped #OROP. BJP implemented it.
Pappu spin…
Congress backed OROP. BJP haven’t implemented it.
Validated by Kejri, Pappu’s political twin.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Modi is the only Indian to be attacked, rubbished, vilified and demonized for working and actually delivering the goods.
#OROP
Defence procurement speeded up.
Army given free hand, #SurgicalStrike.
#OROP implemented.
#AdarshLiberals: Sparta! Modi is anti-Army!
Empty vessels make much noise.
Kejri is the emptiest vessel in India and hence makes maximum noise.
Mind-boggling spin.
Indira scraps #OROP.
Rajiv does nothing.
Sonia does nothing.
Modi implements #OROP.
Gets royally demonized for it.
Modi attacks his enemies failures.
His enemies attack Modi’s successes.
#OROP
Muslims in fear.
Churches under attack.
Dalits targeted.
Beef bans.
Servicemen woes…
Began only after 2014.
India was paradise from 1947-2014.
When Modi achieves India’s 100% electrification, he’ll be attacked for all electrical injuries, late night TV watching, high power bills…
Kejri-Pappu.
Kaam kaaj to kuch hai nahin.
Bas Bharat Darshan karo aur halla karo.
Tomorrow Pappu will walk on a highway built by the Government and claim there is no highway.
Kejri will ask for proof and flee without waiting for an answer.
2011—They ranted and raved against the worst politicians.
2016—They have surpassed those worst politicians to become the new mud standard.
Fake leaders.
Fake in government.
Fake causes.
Fake even as an Opposition.
#Congress #PoliticsOfDeath #KhoonKiDalali
#OROP
Congress = One Raag Only Pappu.
AAP = One Rut Only PM.
Priyanka-Robert have Lutyens’ bungalow & SPG despite doing nothing.
Pappu has paraphernalia beyond common MP.
One Family One Lifelong Pension.
Senior Leader of Opposition = Kejri.
Junior Leader of Opposition = Pappu.
Mahatma Gandhi went to jail for a cause.
Pappu Gandhi went to jail for #AdarshLiberals’ applause.
Funny.
Anti Army Party and Anti OROP Party screaming the loudest.
#OROPSucidePolitics
#Kejri.
Doing work for Delhi = 0%.
Commenting on everything that doesn’t concern him = 100%.
#OROP
#Pappu
Part time politician.
Time pass politics.
#Kejri
Full time nautanki.
Faltu politics.
#Kejri
2015: I promise this, this, that, that… sun, moon… falana dhimkana…
2020: Since I did none of that, same promises.
2 years after 2014, many successes.
5 years after 2011, still no Lokpal.
#Kejri
Greatest case of intolerance ever is still that which #AdarshLiberals show for Modi’s good work.
#OROP
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#Akhilesh
2011: Humble cycle yatra.
2016: High-tech Mercedes bus yatra.
Development for Mulayam’s child, but not for UP’s children.
#UPPolls
Nehru ½ of Mahatma.
Indira ⅓ of Nehru.
Rajiv ¼ of Indira.
Sonia ⅕ of Rajiv.
Pappu ⅙ of Sonia.
Priyanka 1/7 of Pappu.
Bottom Trinity to campaign for UP polls.
ASP: Akhilesh Samajwadi Party.
BSP: Bahujan Samajwadi Party.
MSP: Mulayam Samajwadi Party.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru