Communism is flourishing in India in 2016…

In Capitalism, 1% have 99% of the wealth.
Communism brings this wealth down to one-thousandth.
Then the top 0.01% have 100% of the power.

Communism doesn’t exist in school,
Really flourishes in college,
Burns dimly when you start working,
Totally dies when you’ve to pay all the bills.

Whenever Capitalism fails, the ideology which gets 0/100 (Communism) shouts and criticizes the most.

No ideology has so spectacularly failed amongst the masses simultaneously spectacularly succeeding amongst intelligentsia.

Communism is the answer!
(To the question: Do you want destruction?)
‪#‎JNU‬ ‪#‎Sonia‬ ‪#‎Kejri‬ ‪#‎Sanders‬ ‪#‎Nehru‬ ‪#‎Naxal‬

Irony alert…
Communist regimes simply kill those who speak against them.
But Indian Communists go batshit crazy when even an arrest is made and someone is merely presented in court.

Everything is Red (Communist).
You try to make even 0.1% saffron and all hell breaks loose.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬
1% Communists can control 100% India.
80% Hindus can’t control even 1% of India.

In India, the Left has been the most violent entity giving the lowest development and governance.
But it takes the highest moral ground possible.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#‎AdarshLiberals continue to be delusional…

Go figure…
Most tolerant religion in world
+ Most tolerant country in world
+ World’s biggest election
= Intolerance Unlimited.

I agree intolerance is a huge problem.
Congress, artists, intellectuals, writers, editors, Leftists… growing more and more intolerant.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

National media…
South Indians: It’s North Indian media!
North Indians: It’s Delhi media!
Delhi: It’s Lutyens’ media!
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬: It’s Modi media! Before they supported us 100%, now only 98%.

The TV show Left, Right & Centre was named wrongly.
When Congress was in power it was…
Left, Centre & Centre.
With BJP in power its…
Left, Left & Left.

In ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬’ imagination, UPA3 was formed in 2014 with Pappu as Prime Minister and Kejri as Deputy Prime Minister.
Whenever they see Modi, they short circuit.

By 2020, Kejri would have imbibed every bad quality of every bad politician in the country.

Indian economy shows great intolerance and disrespect to Chinese economy by achieving greater growth than it.
‪#‎IntoleranceRising‬

Family planning…
Government: Have 1-2 children. Educate them well.
Laloo: Have many children. No need for education. They can all be accommodated in Jungle Raj.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The doomed Left-Right debate in India…

A rabid Left-wing anchor will pack the TV panel debate with 9 rabid Left-wing panellists. The sole Right-wing panellist will be introduced as “Right-wing” thereby falsely implying that it is a debate of 1 Right-winger and 9 neutral individuals. While by rights Right-wing debate should get 50% of the time, the sole Right-winger will get far less than even the 10% he could be getting, being interrupted a 100 times. If he protests loudly and gets good support from social media, then the entire Right wing will be dismissed as rabid, loud, alarmist, violent and unreasonable. All the while the question will be asked, “Why isn’t there a single rational and intellectual voice among the Right wing?” India is a secular sovereign democratic Republic, but the so called liberal/secular/intellectual voice of India is in fact Communist, communal and virulently intolerant.

© Sunil Rajguru

The amazing Indian Left and their bare-faced hypocrisy…

hammer-and-sickle-1183328_640Only in India…

…can the worshippers and followers of brutal tyrants and dictators like Mao Zedong (whose policies may have killed up to 70 million people) and Josef Stalin (whose policies may have killed and imprisoned tens of millions of people) and total supporters of dictatorial Emergency/Dynasty Congress regimes absolutely froth at the mouth and fume 24X7 when any other Right-leaning democratically government comes to power attacking it for being Fascist, dictatorial and intolerant.

…can thousands of Left-leaning committee/institute/board heads scream murder/Fascism/intolerance when just one such post is given to a Right-wing leaner and get the support of the entire media and civil society to boot!

…can all school textbooks be filled with Communist-leaning drivel and when anything even remotely minor and different is written to the contrary, it’s attacked virulently as “Saffronization”.

…can a Left-wing TV anchor working for a Left-wing media house unofficially reporting to a Left-wing politician pack a panel with Left-wing commentators and introduce the sole ideological opposite panellist as a “Right-wing commentator” with the entire above-mentioned lot shamelessly passed off as neutral.

…can so many people espouse an austere ideology to sickening levels and still wear designer clothes, revel in international travel and spend half of their working life in five star hotels.

© Sunil Rajguru

The curious case of the Communist Manifesto from 1848 right through 2015…

the-capital-683904_6401848…
Karl Marx: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
World: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
2015: LOL! What a joke!

1917…
Vladimir Lenin: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
Russia: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
1991: USSR totally collapses and is struggling well into 2015.

1947…
Jawaharlal Nehru: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
India: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
1991: India goes bankrupt and RBI airlifts 47 tons of gold to Bank of England and an additional 20 tons of gold to Union Bank of Switzerland (just to raise $600 million). PV Narasimha Rao’s bold reforms save the day.

1949…
Mao Zedong: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
China: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
1978: Deng Xiaoping junks the Communist Manifesto to embrace Capitalism and saves the day to turn China into a powerhouse. The common people continue to live under political Communist dictatorship though.

1977…
Jyoti Basu: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
West Bengal: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
2011: People totally frustrated as the State turns into Waste Bengal.

2009…
Sonia Gandhi: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
India: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
2014: Congress routed in the 2014 polls and gets an abysmal 44 Lok Sabha seats getting less than 100 seats for the first time ever. In the 2015 New Delhi polls it gets 0 seats to head towards extinction.

2011…
Mamata Banerjee: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
West Bengal: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
2015: Waste Bengal turns into Waster Bengal as the people don’t know what to do next.

2015…
Arvind Kejriwal: Comrades! I present to you the Communist Manifesto!
New Delhi: Wheeeeeeee!!!! We are saved!
<Watch this space!!!>

Communist Manifesto.
New Communist Manifesto.
New Revised Communist Manifesto.
Yet More Newly Revised Communist Manifesto.
Actually forget it…
Just take Ye Ancient Communist Manifesto and pretend that it is new!

© Sunil Rajguru

Nehruvian Consensus, secular, liberal and other true definitions for India…

Secular: A person who is communal but covers it up by calling himself secular and all others communal a hundred times a day.

Liberal: A person who is liberal in the use of propaganda, narrow non-inclusive talk and abusive language.

Intellectual: A person who thinks he is intelligent but is in fact the laughing stock among common citizens.

Leftist: A communist who unflinchingly loves Mao and Stalin and still can claim in the same breath that certain democratically elected leaders are vile dictators.

Historian: A person who believes that history is true only if it is coloured in red.

Nehruvian Consensus: A name given to the dictatorial Congress ecosystem consisting of Leftists, secularists, liberals, intellectuals and historians (as mentioned above).

Fascist: Anything which is not part of the Nehruvian Consensus (as mentioned above).

Troll: Anyone who even mildly disagrees with your opinion.

Bias: Anything that even leans moderately Right. Leaning even far Left continues to be firmly in the realms of neutral territory. Ref: Nehruvian Consensus.

Twitter: The hotbed of right-wing Fascists, the new underground.

Pogrom/genocide: Any major riot left after removing the Nellie Massacre, the 1984 anti-Sikh riots, all other major riots in Congress-ruled States like 1969, 1980, 1989 and 1991-92.

These definitions by Sunil Rajguru