And the Modi Hate Industry continues…

Under a Sonia regime they are too petrified to talk.
Under a Modi regime they scream boldly from the rooftops that they are petrified.

Rule.
Crime happens.
MLA. MP. CM. PM.
If anyone is from BJP, blame BJP.
After Modi won 2014, blame secured till 2019.

There are six degrees of separation between a Modi Hater and him blaming Modi for every little thing that happens in India.

People behave as if Modi had 1000 implementations ready just after he took oath of office.
Only Shastri and Rao achieved this much in 2 years.
200 million voted for NDA in 2014, a world record.
Yet they keep talking of “Paid BJP trolls”.
Every party and company has paid Tweeters.
‪#‎Fact‬

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US Presidential musings…

Why Trump may win…
‪#‎ISimplyHateTrump‬ beats ‪#‎ButIHateHillaryEvenMore‬
(May the best man win = May the least hated person win!)

Every politician’s dilemma…
2008.
Obama: Down down Hillary!
2016-beginning.
Sanders: Down down Hillary!
2016-end.
Obama/Sanders: Up up Hillary!

The US President is King of the Global World Order.
So if Trump gets elected, forget America, you may have to leave this planet.
‪#‎Liberals‬

Had super delegates not rigged it, Sanders would have got all anti-Hillary and anti-Trump votes, which would be a good chunk.

Democrat leadership supports dynasty over merit.
Sanders was far more charismatic, but super delegates put him behind at start line itself.

Socialists/Communists say the American Dream is dead.
Can we instead discuss the Russian Dream from 1917-91?

100% American Presidents have been males who had at least one white parent.

If elected, ages when their US Presidential term ends in 2021…
Sanders 79.
Trump 74.
Hillary 73.
Old age pensioners club of candidates!

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‪#‎ModiInUS‬

65 MPs wrote to Obama to stop his visa 65 years after Independence.
65-year-old Modi addresses US Congress with 65 odd clapping interventions.

Times change!
2005.
Modi denied US visa.
Musharraf blue eyed boy of US.
2016.
Modi gets red carpet welcome in US Congress.
Musharraf denied US visa.

If Modi stays as PM for long, he’ll have one US visit for every one of the 65 MPs who petitioned Obama not to let Modi visit the US.

Munnabhai Chale Amerika on hold indefinitely.
Gujjubhai Chale Amerika released today and reaches blockbuster status.

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Musings on the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

Not much difference between Jawaharlal, Rajiv and Rahul.
Only times and media are different.
Jawaharlal would’ve been a Pappu today, Rahul would have been a Prime Minister then.

Indira was Nehru’s virtual chief of staff.
She became CWC member in 1955.
Party President in 1959.
Nehru died in 1964.
Yes, he started the Dynasty.

#‎RajivGandhi‬
1980: Pilot. to 1981: MP.
1984: PM with greatest mandate. to 1989: Ensures Congress will never get 272 in Lok Sabha ever again.

It appears that Pappu took a vow in 2009 to destroy the Congress in 10 years.

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