May 2015 Status Updates

1980: Janata experiment implodes in 3 years.
1991/98: Janata experiment implodes in 2 years.
2015: Janata experiment implodes even before take-off.

(May 28)

Evolution of Arvind Kejriwal…
Pre-fame—Aruna Roy’s No. 2.
2011—Anna Hazare’s No. 2.
2014—No. 2 to Narendra Modi (as imagined by the media).
2015—Najib Jung’s virtual No. 2.

(May 17)

Javed Akhtar: After splitting—mere paas ek fantastically successful lyrical career hai, dher saare Filmfare trophies (13) hai, Sahitya Academy Award hai, Rajya Sabha ka ticket hai, Twitter pe 1.8 million followers hai… Tere paas kya hai?
Salim Khan: Mere paas beta hai.

(May 10)

Bollywood theme song right now…
Hell with the pavement-man,
Main toh Salman ka fan.

(May 8)

© Sunil Rajguru