Sonia nahi ye aandhi hai, doosri Indira Gandhi hai.
Kejri nahi ye anarchist hai, doosra Laloo Yadav hai.
Rahul nahi ye Pappu hai, doosra Junior Mehmood hai.

Yesterday Pappu learnt E for Elephant in his nursery class.
That’s why all the political elephant quotes are out.

All of Pappu’s speech writers are double agents actually working for the BJP.

Q: Who are the most famous, powerful and influential Non Resident Indians ever?
A: Sonia, Pappu and Priyanka.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru