If you’re in need of a good laugh: Pappu.
If you have insomnia: Manmohan.
If you are a masochist: Manish Tiwari.
If you love conspiracy theories: Diggy Raja.
If you admire “creative facts”: Kapil Sibal.
If you want to listen to silence: Sonia.
If you’re hard of hearing: Narayanasamy.
If you want to hear the stupidest of arguments presented passionately: Anyone on TV will do.
© Sunil Rajguru
CPI (1925): Communist Party of India.
CPM (1964): Communist Party Marxists.
CPA (2013): Communist Party AAPists.
Somehow…
More subsidies + Minority government + Sleeping with the enemy + Name calling + Marxism = New politics.
#AAP
Kejriwal: I will attack Modi and grab the anti-incumbency vote!
JDU, CPM, BSP, SP, ADMK, BJD, Trinamool etc: Kripaya intezaar keejiye, aap kartaar main hai…
How did Arvind Kejriwal usher in 2014?
By saying AAPy New Year!
Sonianomics + Kejrinomics = Destructonomics.
A new product comes like a breath of fresh air and challenges the giants.
Then you start using the product and realize it’s worse than the giants.
#AAP
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
MMS speech…
Main #TheekHu
Pappu #TheekHai
UPA #TheekHai
Corruption #TheekHai
Economy #TheekHai
Modi #TheekNahinHai
Vote for Congress in 2014.
UPA3 zindabad!
MMS: I want Pappu to become PM so that history will then judge me as the second worst PM ever and not the worst!
#TheekHai
Q: How do you know Modi will be a “disastrous PM”?
MMS: Well, I’m the best judge as I have been one for 10 years now ain’t I?
#TheekHai
Apparent MMS logic…
Scams of UPA1 are OK because we got re-elected in 2009.
Scams of UPA2 are OK because Modi will be a disastrous PM in 2014.
#TheekHai
Arvind Kejriwal: Yeah! I am finally trending above Narendra Modi!
Alok Nath: Bitch please!
Manmohan Singh: My one boring speech can change that, #TheekHai?
Every night Manmohan Singh stares at the 2009 giant spoof poster “Singh is King” in his bedroom, sighs and goes to sleep.
#TheekHai
MMS statement…
Scams in UPA1 are OK because we got re-elected in 2009.
Corollary…
So if you don’t get re-elected in 2014, then you are guilty of scams of UPA2?
Future tense…
Modi as a PM will be a disaster: MMS.
Present tense…
MMS as a PM is a disaster.
Past tense…
On hindsight, even UPA1 was a disaster.
Manmohan: Pappu beta, tu PM banega?
Pappu: #TheekHai.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru