If you’re in need of a good laugh: Pappu.
If you have insomnia: Manmohan.
If you are a masochist: Manish Tiwari.
If you love conspiracy theories: Diggy Raja.
If you admire “creative facts”: Kapil Sibal.
If you want to listen to silence: Sonia.
If you’re hard of hearing: Narayanasamy.
If you want to hear the stupidest of arguments presented passionately: Anyone on TV will do.
© Sunil Rajguru
Thanks to indian intelligentsia for making India a banana republic.