Yet more NaMo musings…

The media turns everyone into such a Hero that they eventually become a Villain.
#Pappu #Nitish #Kejriwal
The advantage with Modi is that they turned him into such a Villain from Day 1 that he eventually became a Hero for many.

NaMo’s Mission2014 diary…
Nitish self-destructed. <Check>
Advani self-destructed. <Check>
Pappu self-destructed. <Check>
–>Kejriwal self-destruct sequence initiated.

Vajpayee: 1980s hardliner, 1990s moderate.
Advani: 1990s hardliner, 2000s moderate.
Modi: 2000s hardliner, 2010s moderate?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The full form of Arvind Kejriwal…

Anarchy
Rebellion
Vigilantism
IdiotBox
Naxalism
Dharnas
KarlMarxism
Emergency
Jailbharo
Revolution
Idiocy
Wannabes
Agitations
Lawless

This AAP AAP is rapidly deteriorating into a Tu Tu Main Main

Superfast progress…
1885: Congress formed.
1947: Calls to disband Congress.
2013: AAP formed.
2014: Calls to disband AAP.

What they said…
Kejriwal will overtake NaMo.
What happened…
Kejritards have overtaken Namotards.

History has seen Blackshirts and Brownshirts.
Now we should start calling AAP vigilantes as Whitecaps.

AAP Governance 1-2-3…
1. Ensure safety of Indian women by molesting Ugandan women.
2. Protest Delhi Police when they get it right for a change.
3. Protest law and order situation in Delhi by breaking law and order.

It just hit the ceiling in New Delhi…
Congress + AAP = (C)ong(R)essA(AP).

Now showing in New Delhi…
(Governance se) Bhaag AAP Bhaag!

Then…
Jitni shaurat kisiko 20 maheene main nahin mili, inko 20 ghante main mili.
Now…
Jitna bad press kisiko 20 maheene main nahin mila, inko 20 din main mila.
#AAP

Evolution:
First…
AAP–>Aam Aadmi Party.
Then…
Khaas Aadmi Party–>KHAP.
Finally for its supporters…
Khaas Logon ka Political Dal.

What’s the difference between Gandhi Topis and Aam Aadmi Topis?
Pahale waale pahante hain, doosre waale pahanaate hai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru