· PM: Block those URLs!
Sibal: Aye Aye PM!
DoT: IIPM bhi?
· Crime…
Yesterday: Lock him up!
Today: Block his URL up!
· Q: What is the difference between criticism and defamation?
IIPM: Aren’t they synonyms?
(Dare to think against IIPM?)
· Internet India ka naya drum hai.
Har koi aake bajake chala jaata hai.
Koi ponytail se bhi baja ke chala jaata hai!
© Sunil Rajguru
· Indian Internet Pe Maar.
Indian Institute of Publicity Management.
Indian Institute of Personality—Mine!
I I Plus Me!
I I Ponytail Me!
· Latest books…
Block your chickens before they hatch.
Discover the blocking power in you.
The Great Indian Dream: Restoring blocked URLs to a nation betrayed.
Blocks to Competition.
· Out there is a flourishing cyberspace in a parallel universe with all the URLs blocked by the Congress and IIPM.
· Ponytail: I’m really annoyed!
Sibal: Section 66A hai na?
Ponytail: Blocked!
Sibal: See? You see?
UGC: UC? UGC bhi???
· IIPM wins the battle with 73 measely URLs and loses the war with the remaining million odd URLs that have blasted him so far.
· Dare to think beyond the Congress?
(IIPM gets a whopping 73 URLs blocked)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· Congress releasing ABCD: Any Body Can Double-deal, where the party makes the whole country Dance to their corruption tune.
· Congress’ 1-2-3 solution…
1. Pranab crucial for chopper scam probe.
2. Pranab as Prez can’t be called to court…
3. …so chopper scam probe can’t be completed.
· Congress completes its “modernization” of defence forces…
Army: Bofors guns.
Navy: HDW-Scorpene submarines.
Air Force: Agusta helicopters.
© Sunil Rajguru
Om Shanti Om: Main hu King Khan, Shanti rakho.
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi: SRK aur Yash Raj Films.
My Name Is Khan: My Name Is King Khan.
Ra.One: Main bhi Dabangg superhero ban sakta hu.
Don 2: The Chase Continues: Main hi Don hu, the other Khans are still chasing me.
Jab Tak Hain Jaan: Main bhi Dabanggwalah heroine se romance kar sakta hu.
Chennai Express: Shettybhai, Kajol ke pati ko chhod aur mujhe pakkad.
Happy New Year: Happy New beginning with Farah.
© Sunil Rajguru
C for Coalgate, Commonwealth Games, Cash-for-votes, Cement scam, CBI Control…
O for Oil for Food scam, Oil import (Palmolein), Ombudsman (Lokpal) not coming…
N for Nagarwala, NREGA State scams, No conviction No action policy…
G for Generations of scams since 1947…
R for Rajiv’s Bofors, our biggest brand name till date…
E for Emergency wanted again to wipe out all scams…
S for Spectrum (specifically 2G), Scorpene, Swiss Banks…
S for Satyam, S-band ISRO scam, Sukh Ram…
© Sunil Rajguru
Q1: Please give an example of one scam in the following ministries…
Finance Ministry: Harshad Mehta Scam.
Defence Ministry: Bofors
Power Ministry: Enron.
Sports Ministry: Commonwealth Scam.
Foreign Ministry: Oil for Food Scam.
Telecom Ministry: 2G.
IT Ministry: Satyam.
Industries Ministry: Cement Scam.
Civil Aviation Ministry: DIAL Scam.
Coal Ministry: Coalgate.
Mining Ministry: Madhu Koda Scam.
Agriculture Ministry: Palmolein Scam.
Road Transport and Highways Ministry: Highway Scam.
Tourism Ministry: Taj Corridor Scam.
Parliamentary Affairs Ministry: Cash-for-votes Scandal.
Health Ministry: UP NRHM Scam.
Shipping Ministry: Belekeri Port Scam.
Atomic Energy Ministry. Thorium Scam.
Space Ministry: ISRO S-Band Scam.
Minority Affairs Ministry: Wakf Land Scam.
Q2: Please give an example of one scam in the following States…
Andhra Pradesh: EMMAR Scam.
Arunachal Pradesh: PDS Scam.
Assam: Education Scam.
Bihar: Fodder Scam.
Goa: SEZ Scam.
Gujarat: Sugarcane Scam.
Haryana: Forest Scam.
Himachal Pradesh: Pulse Scam.
J&K: Recruitment Scam.
Jharkhand: MGNREGA Scam.
Karnataka: Bellary Mining Scam.
Kerala: Sex Parlour Scandal.
Madhya Pradesh: MGNREGA Scam.
Maharashtra: Irrigation Scam.
Meghalaya: Forest Scam.
Odisha:Paddy Scam.
Punjab: Paddy Scam.
Rajasthan:Vasundhara Raje Land Scam.
Tamil Nadu: Granite Scam.
Uttar Pradesh: Stamp Duty Scam.
Uttarakhand: Land Scam.
West Bengal: Purulia Arms Drop.
Q3: Please give an example of one scam associated with the following countries…
Canada: SNC-Lavalin.
Czech Republic: Tatra.
France: Scorpene.
Germany: HDW.
Iraq: Oil for Food.
Italy: Finmeccanica.
Japan: Maruti 1970s Scam.
Latvia: Purulia Arms Drop.
Malaysia: Palmolein Scam.
Singapore: Kuo Oil.
South Africa: Cricket match-fixing.
Sweden: Bofors.
United Kingdom: Jeep Scam.
United States: Enron.
West Indies: St Kitts Forgery.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru