What SRK has been trying to say with his latest films…

Om Shanti Om: Main hu King Khan, Shanti rakho.

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi: SRK aur Yash Raj Films.

My Name Is Khan: My Name Is King Khan.

Ra.One: Main bhi Dabangg superhero ban sakta hu.

Don 2: The Chase Continues: Main hi Don hu, the other Khans are still chasing me.

Jab Tak Hain Jaan: Main bhi Dabanggwalah heroine se romance kar sakta hu.

Chennai Express: Shettybhai, Kajol ke pati ko chhod aur mujhe pakkad.

Happy New Year: Happy New beginning with Farah.

© Sunil Rajguru

C for Congress, C for Corruption…

C for Coalgate, Commonwealth Games, Cash-for-votes, Cement scam, CBI Control…

O for Oil for Food scam, Oil import (Palmolein), Ombudsman (Lokpal) not coming…

N for Nagarwala, NREGA State scams, No conviction No action policy…

G for Generations of scams since 1947…

R for Rajiv’s Bofors, our biggest brand name till date…

E for Emergency wanted again to wipe out all scams…

S for Spectrum (specifically 2G), Scorpene, Swiss Banks…

S for Satyam, S-band ISRO scam, Sukh Ram…

© Sunil Rajguru