The changing face of world sports…

Then: It’s all fixed! (Fate, it’s all in God’s hands.)
Now: It’s all fixed! (Match-fixing, mega bucks.)

Then: Show me the money! (After I have played a good game and served my country well.)
Now: Show me the money! (Before I even think of playing the game.)

Then: You can’t change the past! (Once a match is over, it’s over.)
Now: You can’t change the past! (Try telling that to the Tour de France!)

Then: You dope! (Drugs like LSD will wreck your career.)
Now: You dope! (Take enhancing drugs, just don’t get caught.)

Then: Cricket! (The Gentleman’s game.)
Now: Cricket! (The Banker’s game.)

© Sunil Rajguru

Diggy Raja musings…

IPL player: I’m a millionaire!
Business tycoon: I’m a billionaire!
Indian economy: I’m a trillionaire!
Diggy Raja: I’m so full of air!
(The need to say something to anything thrown at him)

The conundrum…
Who was he first to make his millionth inane TV byte?
Diggy Raja or Suhel Seth?

What if there were no TV news channels?
Diggy Raja: Well then, I’d be unemployed!

In the US there are millions of conspiracy theories spread via newspapers, magazines and the Internet.
In India we have a one-man industry called Diggy Raja.

© Sunil Rajguru