IPL player: I’m a millionaire!
Business tycoon: I’m a billionaire!
Indian economy: I’m a trillionaire!
Diggy Raja: I’m so full of air!
(The need to say something to anything thrown at him)

The conundrum…
Who was he first to make his millionth inane TV byte?
Diggy Raja or Suhel Seth?

What if there were no TV news channels?
Diggy Raja: Well then, I’d be unemployed!

In the US there are millions of conspiracy theories spread via newspapers, magazines and the Internet.
In India we have a one-man industry called Diggy Raja.

© Sunil Rajguru