UPA and Scams

· While most Indians are malnourished, our politicians are maal-nourished.

· Before most Indians had even heard of the word Thorium, our great politicians had already milked it for another scam.

· Rs 1.86 lakh crore Coalgate ko zameen nigal gayi aur Rs 1.76 lakh crore 2G scam ko aasmaan kha gaya.

· Two things are infinite: the universe and UPA scams; and I’m not sure about the universe!—Albert Scamstein.

· The 2014 Central Government will form a Scam Ministry just to manage all the scams.

· Records are meant to be broken—Anonymous.
Scam amount records are meant to be broken—UPA.

· They should rename them… Ministry of Coalgate, Ministry of 2G, Ministry of Thorium, Bofors Ministry, Public Distribution Scam, Prime Ministry of Ghotala…

· With Thorium scam, UPA gets really critical.
White money has truly been nuked.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru