New millennium health facts…

Early to bed and early to rise…
…will make you go totally out of sync with your family, friends and the new millennium lifestyle.

Drinking loads and loads of water…
…will only ensure that you go to the bathroom regularly.

Saying no to junk, alcohol, eating out and snacking regularly…
…will make sure you lead a life where you’ll die early of total boredom.

Gymming regularly…
…is a sure way of wasting time and totally stressing yourself out without even having fun!

An apple a day…
…will make sure you die of starvation. You need other foodstuffs too, right?

Avoiding long and regular tea and coffee breaks on health grounds…
…will isolate you, make you miss out on office gossip, leading to depression, which will have to be treated anyway.

Wanting to sleep early and not watch late night television…
…will force you to lie for hours in the dark listening to other people’s TVs on high volume.

© Sunil Rajguru

My complete year-ending columns 2011-12…

10 Indian sporting wishes for 2012
Multiple Olypmic Golds, WSH success…
09 January 2012, Sify.com

Ten beginnings of 2011
Iraq peace, South Sudan, Djokovic era…
08 January 2012, Sify.com

10 improbable (but possible) things that could happen in 2012
Manmohan Singh could become President of India
04 January 2012, Sify.com

Nine random wishes for 2012
Like Anna Hazare finally moves on to something else…
02 January 2012, Sify.com

9 scares of 2011
Mullaperiyar, Kudankulam, WikiLeaks, Economy…
01 January 2012, Sify.com

12 misses of 2011
Lokpal, Mahashatak, Economy, FDI…
31 December, 2011, Sify.com

2011: The Year of the Common Person
People on the streets and cyberspace made the difference
28 December, 2011, Sify.com

2011: A scary year for media and social media
Leaders, politicians… they all hated the press
22 December, 2011, Sify.com

The year of slaying cricketing Goliaths
2011 wasn’t good news if you were a champion
21 December, 2011, Sify.com

2011: India’s year of confrontation
Everyone seemed to be taking on someone else
20 December, 2011, Sify.com

7 reasons why general elections could take place in 2012
The Congress is well capable of toppling itself…
16 December, 2011, Sify.com

10 things that took a real beating in 2011…
Al-Qaeda, N-power, Einstein, Euro…
13 December, 2011, Sify.com

The Indian Not So Nobel Prizes of 2011…
The worst of the worst of the year
06 December, 2011, Sify.com

2011: The Year of The Obituary
There just have been to many celebrity deaths this year
04 December, 2011, Sify.com