Early to bed and early to rise…
…will make you go totally out of sync with your family, friends and the new millennium lifestyle.

Drinking loads and loads of water…
…will only ensure that you go to the bathroom regularly.

Saying no to junk, alcohol, eating out and snacking regularly…
…will make sure you lead a life where you’ll die early of total boredom.

Gymming regularly…
…is a sure way of wasting time and totally stressing yourself out without even having fun!

An apple a day…
…will make sure you die of starvation. You need other foodstuffs too, right?

Avoiding long and regular tea and coffee breaks on health grounds…
…will isolate you, make you miss out on office gossip, leading to depression, which will have to be treated anyway.

Wanting to sleep early and not watch late night television…
…will force you to lie for hours in the dark listening to other people’s TVs on high volume.

© Sunil Rajguru