New Revised Golf Glossary…

Birdie: Synonym for “Girlfriend”. In this usage it means: Having one girlfriend over par.
Eagle: Having two girlfriends over par.
Albatross: Having three girlfriends over par.
(This may also end up hanging around your neck.)
Condor: Having four girlfriends over par.
Tiger: Having an unlimited number of girlfriends over par.

Ace: A golfer who is also a hit with the girls.
Aggregate: The total number of hits a golfer has made with girls.
Aim: The direction in which your (female) target lies.
Alignment: Adjusting your secret personal life with your golfing life.
Back Nine: Remembering the last nine girlfriends in your life.
Bare Lie: A golfer telling everyone that he is a happily married man.
BIGGA: British and International Golfers & their Girlfriends Association.
Bye: A short game played because one has to leave early to go for a secret date.
Closed Stance: Hiding one’s personal details from the world at large.
Fore! The exclamation you yell before a golfer crashes into a fire hydrant.
Funnies: Used to describe various achievements in a golfers life, both positive and negative.
Handicap: Being unable to being a hit with the girls.
Pro: Synonym for ace

This Version By Sunil Rajguru

It’s all about temperature…

In India, Global Warming has suddenly become very hot…
but Indo-Pak relations have gone cold

We are warming up nicely towards America…
and have developed cold feet towards China

Leaders like Pranab are blowing their cool…
while others like Laloo are cooling their heels

People are becoming hot and bothered over Telangana…
but nothing will happen; it will cool off in a matter of time

And of course, this is India…
We reserve the right to blow hot or cold over any of these issues at any given time

© Sunil Rajguru