New Revised Golf Glossary…

Birdie: Synonym for “Girlfriend”. In this usage it means: Having one girlfriend over par.
Eagle: Having two girlfriends over par.
Albatross: Having three girlfriends over par.
(This may also end up hanging around your neck.)
Condor: Having four girlfriends over par.
Tiger: Having an unlimited number of girlfriends over par.

Ace: A golfer who is also a hit with the girls.
Aggregate: The total number of hits a golfer has made with girls.
Aim: The direction in which your (female) target lies.
Alignment: Adjusting your secret personal life with your golfing life.
Back Nine: Remembering the last nine girlfriends in your life.
Bare Lie: A golfer telling everyone that he is a happily married man.
BIGGA: British and International Golfers & their Girlfriends Association.
Bye: A short game played because one has to leave early to go for a secret date.
Closed Stance: Hiding one’s personal details from the world at large.
Fore! The exclamation you yell before a golfer crashes into a fire hydrant.
Funnies: Used to describe various achievements in a golfers life, both positive and negative.
Handicap: Being unable to being a hit with the girls.
Pro: Synonym for ace

This Version By Sunil Rajguru