· Secular party oath…
I do solemnly swear that I’ll bear allegiance to the notion that Modi is communal and carry out my duties accordingly.

· If he manages to become PM, then 2002-13’s “Blow to Modi” will become 2014’s “Bow to Modi”.

· The GDP of Gujarat has been rising alarmingly and steadily since 2002.
(Godhra+Development Politics)

· 100% of India should be nationalists.
80% of India are Hindus.
Hindu. Nationalist.
Nationalist. Hindu.
Hindu nationalist.
Nationalist Hindu.
Why this furore over a bit of wordplay?

· Debate begins…
BJP supporter: You are defending the most corrupt and arrogant government in history!
Congress supporter: You are defending Godhra!
Debate ka “The End”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

· Q: Is the bottle half Full or half Empty?
Media: Dunno about that, but 0.01% of Modi’s speech is Empty and our report is Full of that.

· Indian pays Rs 5 to hear Modi speak.
India pays Rs 5 lakh crore to hear Manmohan’s silence.
‪#‎CostOfScams‬

· I think a few hundred prominent Indian personalities would go into a permanent state of shock and get detached from reality if Modi actually became Prime Minister.

· Yesterday the media covered the Modus Operandi of all political parties.
Today it’s just Modi’s Operandi.

· Seems you either virulently like Modi or virulently hate him or virulently want to ignore him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

· Modi speaks 10,000 words.
Detractors search for single phrase to distort.
Pappu speaks 10,000 words.
Supporters struggle to search for single meaningful phrase to give positive spin to.

· Someone once asked me how I could accuse Modi of being innocent without any proof.
I think that sums it up quite nicely.

· You know a politician has arrived when an English TV channel telecasts his long Hindi speech live without any breaks.

· Most serious journos secretly wish to write for The Unreal Times/Faking News.
They get that wish when they cover Modi.

· In the history of Independent India, no man has been under as much media-judicial-investigative-CBI-NGO scrutiny as Modi.
If after 11 years of such a mindboggling massive witch-hunt, they are unable to even chargesheet him, “Innocent till proven guilty” to permanently gaya tel lene na is desh se?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru