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How Adolf Hitler had a greater mandate to rule than Manmohan Singh…

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Think it over…

In 2009, almost two-thirds of India did not vote for anyone at all either because they were ineligible or because they simply didn’t want to.

Out of those who voted, a whopping 71% Indians did NOT vote for the Congress.

Despite that the Congress got a near-dictatorial run for 5 years where their arrogance has reached unprecedented levels and virtually nobody has been held accountable for the myriad scams.

In contrast, Hitler’s party in 1933 got 44% votes in an election which saw a turnout of 71% of Germany.

A far greater fraction of Germans wanted Hitler to rule in 1933 than Congress in 2009.

On top of that Manmohan Singh has never ever won a seat in a gram panchayat, council, Assembly or general election in his entire life.

He lost the only Lok Sabha seat he tried for in New Delhi in 1999.

And yet he has been the undisputed Prime Minister of India for close to 10 years!

© Sunil Rajguru

Manmohan the destroyer…

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Manmohan as The Trinity…
1991-96: The Creator.
2004-09: The Preserver.
2009-13: The Destroyer.

He is the 13th Prime Minister of India.
As they say:
13…
Lucky for some (Manmohan Singh)…
Unlucky for others (all other Indians).

SINGH is King!
S = Spectrum, coal and many other scams.
I = Internet Emergency.
N = No spine whatsoever.
G = Gayab. (Awaaz, governance, etc…)
H = Home and abroad both equal failures.

The amount of investigation that has been done against Modi, even if 1% of that was done against UPA2 scams, Manmohan would probably find himself behind bars.

Manmohan Singh’s symbol should be the Lotus.
He is the longest surviving PM in the biggest pile of mud.

New remixed quote…
Power corrupts, Manmohan corrupts absolutely.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The tragedy that is Manmohan…

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Manmohan Singh should officially get the title of…
Punching Bag of the Nation.

Kabhi Modi ne maara,
kabhi SM ne maara,
kabhi Pappu ne maara,
kabhi Nawaz ne bhi maara,
main Manmohan hu yaaro,
mujhe har kisi ne maara…

De-evolution of Manmohan…
1. Spineless human.
–>2. Lame duck.
–>3. Totally legless.
–>4. Headless chicken.
–>5. Dead as a Dodo.

Manmohan running India…
2004: Look Madam, no spine!
2008: Look Madam, no morals!
2013: Look Madam, no pride!
2014: Look Madam, no country!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The politics of India today…

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How BJP is more evil than Congress…
90% of scams and riots committed under Congress regimes.
90% of scam and riot coverage given to BJP regimes.

A handful of people will want to leave India if Modi becomes PM.
But if we have a UPA3, then emigration will be the only option for many.

Nitish: We are turning Bihar into US.
Q: How?
Nitish: Well for a start, we are denying Narendra Modi a visa to enter Bihar.

They don’t want to ban Opinion Polls.
They want to ban Opinions.

Within you are the seeds of your own destruction…
soNiA MainO

Manmohan is starring in the reality movie…
Bharat Ko Jalakar Raakh Kar Doonga.

Once a President said that he would sweep the floor for a Madam Prime Minister.
Today a Prime Minister would probably do the same for a Madam President.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu and MMS musings…

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Jethmalani was a lawyer in 1942.
Advani was a politician in 1951.
Pappu was a kid in 1979.
Sachin was a cricketer in 1989.
Sigh! Some things never change!

Principle…
Buy one and get one free.
Example…
Vote for Sonia and get Manmohan for free.

If there was such a thing as autopilot to run the country, it would run better than the way it is being run now.

In 2004, Manmohan Singh was a trainee Prime Minister.
In 2008, he was still on Probation.
He was confirmed in 2009 and like all good government employees, promptly stopped working after that.

What if…
Rupee fir jawan ho raha hai, market fir uth raha hai, public memory short hai, so in 2014…
I’ll be back!
—Manmohan Singh.

CBI.
For Friends of Congress
= Criminal Bachao Institution
For Enemies of Congress
= Criminal Banao Institution.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru