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Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 8

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
Even I’m wondering that. Who she really is, where she really went for her surgery and what she really did, when she will fix matters and how she’ll get her party out of the current mess…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
No. 1.
No. 1 who?
Good cricketing question. What happened to Australia and South Africa? India got thrashed in England and England got thrashed in India. So who is No. 1?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
RSS.
RSS who?
RSS who isn’t? if you follow Diggy Raja’s lead, that is.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ra.One.
Ra.One who?
Rascala One hundred crore bolo! By the time on Monday people realize what a bakwaas movie it is, SRK would be laughing all the way to the bank!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Yes, that’s what the “wickets column” of the scorecard is also asking nowadays.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 7

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
That’s right. Cuckoos all of you have become on Indian soil, after being lions at home.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Shoe.
Shoe who?
Sorry Shoe shoe… shoo shoo go away. No shoeing allowed. I ain’t no Bush!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Marx.
Marx who?
Mark my words I said, didn’t I, that no good would come from this type of capitalism!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Recession.
Recession who?
Yeah, that’s right, keep pretending you don’t know me and brushing me under the carpet and I’ll keep getting bigger and bigger and eventually depress you big time.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Shahrukh.
Shahrukh who?
Yeah I knew you’d forgotten me. Haven’t had a blockbuster for 3 years, but now I’m going to blitz you so much that you’ll get totally sick of me. Me Jeevan. All other superstars Ravans.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 5

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
IPL.
IPL who?
I play for money not country, that’s what!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
CPM.
CPM who?
Assi PM ko chhodo, abhi hamara koi CM bhi nahin hain!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
IMF.
IMF who?
I’m a fool of an old man with no self-control, that’s who!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
ISI.
ISI who?
I yes I support terrorists. I yes I am anti-American. Kya karloge bhai?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jairam.
Jairam who?
Jai Ram ji ki Sibal! Thand rakho, itne utawle kyun ho rahe ho?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Major Iqbal.
Major Iqbal who?
Major ek balderash kahani hain, Pakistan ke khilaaf saare saboot jhoote hain.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jaya.
Jaya who?
Jaya ho bolo, nahin to tumko bhi andar band kardegi jail main!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanimozhi.
Kanimozhi who?
Can you please move me out of jail, please?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ajmal Kasab.
Ajmal Kasab who?
Aaj maal ka sab pooch rahe hain, crore-o gaye, aur crore-o jaaynge mujhe rakhne ke liye!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kalmadi.
Kalmadi who?
Kal mai Dixit ke saath CWG goof-up kar raha tha. Shiela hain shayaani aur mujhe mili kaalapani?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Breaking the Al-Qaeda network single-handedly that’s who!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru