#IndVsNZ #500th Test

Ravi Shastri says “The boys must be pumped up” on TV for the 500th time on the occasion of India’s #500thTest.

India’s new millennium Test spin troika…
600 wallah Kumble.
400 wallah Bhajji.
200 wallah Ashwin.

The international fast bower celebrates after the umpire raises his finger.
The Indian spinner celebrates before the umpire raises his finger.

The job of Indian fast bowler is to take shine off ball.
#500thTest second innings…
Kohli: Rahene de tu, utna bhi zaroorat nahin.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Foreign Test debacle musings…

Dhoni: I lost in Auckland.
Srinivasan: Don’t worry, I won in Dubai.

New Zealand to sirf ek jhaaki hai,
England main whitewash abhi baaki hai.

Srinivasan should step down as BCCI President.
–>Becomes ICC President instead.
Chennai Superkings should be scrapped.
–>He’ll do so and simply launch Chennai SuperEmperors instead.

Detractors: You have no moral right to be BCCI President.
Srinivasan: OK! Let me be ICC President instead!

India, England and Australia try to form ICC super group.
With the way we are playing, I think we should form a super group with Bangladesh and Zimbabwe instead.

On foreign soil in Tests, the only question to be asked is whether the Indian team as a whole will cross the individual score of the highest Opposition batsman.

Ishant Sharma is like a salesman.
The moment he feels he has met his target of wickets, he takes it easy for the rest of the quarter.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru