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Modi-BJP musings…

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A DD news anchor read XI Jinping as 11 (Eleven) Jinping.
A Chinese anchor should take revenge and read MODI as 1000-0-500-1.

Under Modi paradoxically both Indo-China co-operation and rivalry will increase.

Analysis in advance…
BJP wins: (It was) Communal Polarization.
BJP loses: Communal Polarization (didn’t work).
‪#‎Bypolls‬

Strange…
BJP hires partisan BJP leaders for Governors.
–>Hmm, OK.
BJP hires neutral former Chief Justice for post.
–>All hell breaks loose.

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BJP government musings…

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Take out the Dynasty from the Congress.
Take out Modi from the BJP.
And you’re suddenly left with two eerily similar parties.

You can take the BJP out of the Opposition,
But you can’t take the Opposition out of the BJP.
#TVDebates

If the BJP boycotted TV debates, then their TRP ratings would go down, but the BJP wouldn’t lose any seats in Parliament.
Seems they think it’s the other way round.

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Random musings on indian politics…

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The C in Congress stands for Communist.
The C in Civil Society stands for Communist.
The C in seCular stands for Communist.
The C in TMC stands for Communist.

It’s OK to blame Modi for Delhi power cuts. At least he’s PM.
For 2-3 years, a State CM was being attacked 24X7 even as a PM was destroying the country.

Looking at TV debates, it seems that some BJP leaders still believe that they are in the Opposition.

33% of India hasn’t been electrified.
Maybe 50% of those electrified face power shortages.
Judging by TV reports, power cuts in Delhi are 100% national calamity.

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LK Advani fading musings…

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Abki baari Atal Bihari.
Abki baar Modi sarkar.
Went bhains in paani, for LK Advani.

Advani’s 2009 campaign…
Death to rapists.
Will bring back black money.
Manmohan is a stooge.
Still got plastered.
Moral: Don’t be ahead of your times.

Love triumphs over hate.
The Congress started by hating Modi and ended up loving Vajpayee, Advani, Jaswant…

Changing times…
Emergency: Advani looks down on Media.
Babri demolition: Media looks down on Advani.
Today: Advani-media bhai bhai.

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The politics of India today…

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How BJP is more evil than Congress…
90% of scams and riots committed under Congress regimes.
90% of scam and riot coverage given to BJP regimes.

A handful of people will want to leave India if Modi becomes PM.
But if we have a UPA3, then emigration will be the only option for many.

Nitish: We are turning Bihar into US.
Q: How?
Nitish: Well for a start, we are denying Narendra Modi a visa to enter Bihar.

They don’t want to ban Opinion Polls.
They want to ban Opinions.

Within you are the seeds of your own destruction…
soNiA MainO

Manmohan is starring in the reality movie…
Bharat Ko Jalakar Raakh Kar Doonga.

Once a President said that he would sweep the floor for a Madam Prime Minister.
Today a Prime Minister would probably do the same for a Madam President.

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“Communal” BJP musings…

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The MSM 95-95 rule…
95% scams and riots take place under Congress regimes.
95% coverage by media will be given to BJP scams and riots.

UP…
Rulers: SP.
Opposition: BSP.
Central rulers: Congress.
Yet for riots, BJP has to be invoked.

Even if it was a Robert Vadra versus Narendra Modi fight for Prime Minister, these people would blindly back Vadra.

If it was a BJP Chief Minister in UP today, then President’s Rule would already have been invoked.
“Secular” parties have a right to be communal.
“Communal” parties can’t even talk of development.

While you were sleeping, sorry, attacking Modi…
UPA was destroying economy.
SP was communalizing UP.
China-Pak were mocking our borders…

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