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The Indo-Pak peace theme song…

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Please sing to the tune of Hum honge kamyaab…

Honge kaamyaab, honge kaamyaab (Pre-Independence mistrust),
Hum honge kaamyaab ek din (Congress-Muslim League face-off),
Ho ho mann main hai vishwaas (Post-Partition violence),
Poora hai vishwaas (1947-48 Kashmir war),
Hum honge kaamyaab ek din (1965 Rann of Kutch invasion).

Hogi shanti chaaro aur (1965 Indo-Pak war),
Hogi shanti chaaro aur  (1971 Bangladesh war),
Hogi shanti chaaro aur ek din (Pokhran I),
Ho ho mann main hai vishwaas (Pak Kirana cold N-tests),
Poora hai vishwaas (Siachen Conflict),
Hogi shanti chaaro aur ek din (Operation Brasstacks).

Hum chalenge saath saath (1990s Kashmir militancy),
Daale haathon main haath (Pokharan II),
Hum chalenge saath saath ek din (Pak Chagai N-blasts),
Ho ho ho mann main hai vishwas (Kargil War),
Poora hai vishwaas (LeT JeM wagaira wagaira),
Hum chalenge saath saath ek din  (26/11).

Nahi darr kisi ka aaj (China-Pak bhai bhai),
Nahi bhaya kisi ka aaj (US-Pak mama bhatija),
Nahi darr kisi ka aaj ke din (Dozens of failed talks),
Ho ho mann main hai vishwaas (Hundreds of ceasefire violations),
Poora hai vishwaas (Thousands of dead lives),
Nahi darr kisi ka aaj ke din (A totally bankrupt leadership).

This Satire of the Original by Sunil Rajguru

Aman ki Asha musings…

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Defence Minister: Some people dressed in Pakistani army soldiers’ uniform did it.
Citizen: Someone in the Prime Minister’s dress is ruling the country.

Foreign policies…
Theodore Roosevelt: Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Manmohan Singh: Throw away the stick and shut the hell up.

Jitna zor ye sab log Modi ko attack karne pe laga rahe hai, uska aadha energy bhi China-Pak ko counter karane main lagaate to hamari Foreign Policy effective hoti.

Forget Food Security.
What are you doing for Jawan-Kisan Security?

Q: Since the public opinion is against talks with Pakistan, don’t you…
Congress: Public opinion? Woh kya hota hai?

Pakistan’s actions are unacceptable!
(Arre babu! Accept karke unacceptable bolne se kya fayada hai bhala?)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Aman ki asha musings…

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∙ Pak is Aman.
India is Asha.
Only Pak can bring peace.
India can only hope.

∙ Too much peace will leave you in pieces.
Some times it’s just best to stop talking peace.
Justice is far more important.
Respect our soldiers.

∙ Cong to Pak: Do not to test India’s patience!
Pak to Cong: We’ve been testing it for 65 years now, what’s a few decades more?

∙ Aman ki Asha=Chaman ki Bhasha.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru