Trump musings…

American Dream.
Yesterday…
1. Anyone can become President.
2. Anyone can become a billionaire.
Today…
Anyone can become a billionaire President.
‪#‎Trump‬

So far…
Trump fighting Cruz-Rubio-Kasich + Republican Establishment + Media + Intellectuals + Left and still winning.
‪#‎2016USPolls‬

Sanders’ supporters disrupt Trump rally.
Economist says Trump worse than jehadi terrorism.
Trump’s son gets death threat.
Media: It’s Trump’s fault!

Sanders’ supporters disrupt Trump rally.
Media targets Trump for that.
Typical Communist action and Communist media reaction.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The truth about the industry of the Left…

CPI-CPM = Left.

AISA-AISF = Left Academy.

Congress = Left Lite.

TMC = Left Ultra.

Media = Left News.

#AdarshLiberal = Left Liberal.

Naxalite = Left Terrorist.

Maoist = Left Terrorist.

Lutyens’ Delhi = Left Delhi.

Intellectual = Left Word.

Secular = Left Religion.

Freedom of Speech = Freedom of Left.

Troll = Opponent of Left.

Jawaharlal Nehru University = Karl Marx University.

Extreme violence by Left = Mr India (Nobody can see it).

© Sunil Rajguru

Communism and JNU musings…

Communism promises 100% and delivers 0%.
Capitalism promises 50% and delivers 25%.

We produce political leaders.
We conduct political rallies.
We shout slogans.
We take on the Right Wing.
We rage.
And studying? What’s that? LOL!
‪#‎JNU‬

Marx 1848.
Lenin 1917.
Mao 1948.
Basu 1977.
Mamata 2010.
Kejri 2013.
Kanhaiya 2016.
Communism can fool you and fool you and fool you…

Idea of Dynasty.
Idea of Sonia.
Idea of Pappu.
Idea of Communism.
Idea of Naxalism.
Idea of anti-Indianism.
Anything but Idea of India.

Jaitley-Gadkari are ex-ABVP.
1000 times greater chance that ABVP will produce PM than AISF.
So give 1000 times more coverage to Kanhaiya!

The Intolerance Trilogy…
2014: Fellowship of Intolerance. (Post LS polls)
2015: Two Towers of Intolerance. (Delhi & Bihar polls)
2016: Return of Intolerance. (Multi-State polls)

Advani will stop him!
Result: Margdarshak Mandal.
Kejri will stop him!
Result: 4/543.
Hardik will stop him!
Result: Jailed indefinitely.
Kanhaiya will stop him!
Result: Coming soon.
‪#‎ModiHaters‬

Congress versus CPM.
The ultimate Battle of the Losers.
‪#‎KeralaPolls‬

Chautala took bail for one thing and then started campaigning in polls.
Bail cancelled.
Will same thing now happen to Kanhaiya?
‪#‎JustAsking‬

1. Do politics instead of studying.
2. Practise destructive Communism.
3. Organize anti-India event.
4. Get arrested.
Voila!
Become national hero!!!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Har ek insaan maange azaadi…

Modi Haters maange azaadi from Modi Raj.

Mainstream media maange azaadi from social media.

Social media maange azaadi from mainstream media.

Pappu maange azaadi from actual work.

Sonia maange azaadi from Swamy.

Jaya also maange azaadi from Swamy.

Bihar maange azaadi from Lalu after just voting for him.

Nitish also maange azaadi from Lalu after just joining hands with him.

Right wing maange azaadi from #AdarshLiberals.

#AdarshLiberals maange azaadi from Right wing.

Delhi maange azaadi from Kejri’s nautanki for actual governance.

Finally…
Apolitical JNU students maange azaadi from all these distracting non-stop azaadi slogans to just concentrate on their studies.

© Sunil Rajguru

How to prop up naqli heroes to rubbish the asli hero…

Step 1: Always ignore whatever good work Modi does and magnify his bad work, even writing fiction.

Step 2: Make Pappu hero. When that fails…

Step 3: Make Kejri hero. When that fails…

Step 2: Make Advani hero. When that fails…

Step 4: Make Pappu hero again. When that fails again…

Step 5: Make Kejri hero again. When that fails again…

Step 6: Make Hardik hero. When that fails…

Step 7: Make Pappu hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 8: Make Kejri hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 9: Make Kanhaiya hero. When that fails…

Step 10: Make Pappu hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 11: Make Kejri hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 12: …Kanhaiya’s successor coming soon. Watch this space.

(Then of course back to Pappu and Kejri after that ad infinitum.)

© Sunil Rajguru

Thus spake the Communist…

josef-wissarionowitsch-stalin-161780_640I condemn Hitler who sent 11 million to concentration camps, but love Stalin who killed millions more and simply adore Mao whose actions may have led to the killing of 70 million.

I condemn Capitalism which sometimes keeps about half the population in poverty but recommend Communism which abuses, tortures and impoverishes 99.9% of the population every time.

I condemn democratic Capitalistic leaders with a lot of power but worship Communist despots with absolute power.
When 100% of mainstream media, intellectuals and writers happen to be Communists, I call it neutrality. But I absolutely froth in the mouth when 1% of social media leans Right and call it severe bias.

I ignore a murder committed by a Communist leader and scream from the rooftops if a Right leaning leader has even a baseless allegation hurled at him.

I’m an atheist so I hate the Christian-Judaism-Hindu Right but I curiously approve of the Muslim Right. Don’t ask me why. Nothing I do makes any sense anyway.

© Sunil Rajguru