London dekha, Paris dekha, aur dekha Japan,
Indra dekha, Ramadorai dekha, sab dekha meri jaan,
Saare jag main kahin nahin hai aur koi lene wala Ratan ka sthaan,
I love my family, I love my family, I love my family…
Mistry hain to kya hua, phir bhi hain ye Tata ka family…
(Original Song: I Love my India.
Film: Pardes.
Year: 1997.)
This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru
Karma (1986)
Sharad Pawar ko pahali baar kisi ne thappad maara hai, first time. Is thappad ki goonj suni tumne? Ab is goonj ki goonj tumhe sunai degi aur dikhai degi, jab tak TV channels chalte rahenga tab tak dikhai degi, sunai dega 24X7… ye thappad bhoolega kabhi nahi na ye desh na ye TV channels aur na ye viewers…
Dabangg (2010)
Thappad se dar nahin lagta hain sahab… actually thappad se hi dar lagta hain sahab!
Post script…
Tired of incidents of shoe and slipper throwing, someone decided, “Apna haath, Jagannath.”
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Cyrus.
Cyrus kaun?
Sahi raste pe jaa raha hain, chinta mat karo, Tata nahin to kya, wohi pariwar ka hain bhaaya ye Mistry.
Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Raja.
Raja kaun?
Raja ka to baj gaya tha baja, par ab Chiddu bhi jaayega bidu, but money on Kani finally getting bail.
Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Haqqani.
Haqqani kaun?
Haq nahin sarkar ke paas lagta hain, in fact sabka haq knees pe aa gaya hain us desh main.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
International…
A General out of his Labyrinth!—Asif Ali Zardari
All the Prime Minister’s Women—Silvio Berlusconi
(A sequel to All the President’s Women by Bill Clinton)
A Tale of Two Revolutions—The Unknown Egyptian Protestor
Arms and the Afghan—Mullah Omar
Blind Men of Pakistan and the War Against Terror—Maulvi Jalaluddin Haqqani
Economy…
Book of (No) Job— The Unknown Wall Street Protestor
And Quiet Flows the Cash— Another Unknown Wall Street Protestor
I Bing—Bill Gates
National…
How to Lose Friends and Influence No People—Diggy Raja
Chronicle of a Scam Foretold—Subramanian Swamy
Waste Land: The Playing Fields of CWG & F1— Mani Shankar Aiyar
Catch-22—Manmohan Singh
Heir (Not So) Apparent: A Biography of Rahul Gandhi—Arvind Kejriwal
Pride and Prejudice—Manish Tiwari
Does the Empress of India have the Emperor of Maladies?—The Non-existent Indian Journalist
Much Ado About Nothing: The truth behind 2G—Kapil Sibal
My Prison Diary—Anna Hazare
Khan Wars—Kareena Kapoor
MMS & A Series of Unfortunate Events—Pranab Mukherjee
In Search of Rahul Gandhi—An Unknown Indian Citizen
2011: War Without Victory—Manmohan Singh
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Rahul Gandhi: Bihar is not developed because NDA is not focusing on the poor.
Rahul Again: Orissa is not developed because though it is rich, the people are poor.
Rahul Yet Again: Punjab is not developed because Central funds don’t reach the poor thanks to the State government.
And Rahul Yet Again: UP is not developed because of people like Mayawati.
Who Else but Rahul: India will not develop till UP is developed.
First Voter: What do you think?
Second Voter: I think Rahul is not developed!
PJ of the day…
Yesterday’s slogan if you didn’t have enough money to do something…
Majboori ka naam Mahatma Gandhi
Today’s Congress slogan if you don’t have any more ideas to revive your party…
Majboori ka naam Rahul Gandhi
© Sunil Rajguru
United States of India
Uttar Pradesh to be carved into four states for better governance and more prosperity.
At this rate we will be at par with America.
I mean we will also have 50 states just like them.
A Tale of Two Dynasties
Sheikh Abdullah in 1953: Don’t worry, the next generation and my children will sort out the Kashmir issue.
Jawaharlal Nehru in 1966: Don’t worry, the next generation and my children will sort out the Kashmir issue.
Rajiv Gandhi to Farooq Abdullah in 1986: Don’t worry, the next generation and our children will sort out the Kashmir issue.
Question to Omar Abdullah: Why are you not solving the Kashmir issue with urgency?
Answer: I am waiting for Rahul Gandhi to become Prime Minister and he will tell me: Don’t worry, the next generation and our children will sort out the Kashmir issue.
Question: When will the Kashmir issue be sorted out?
Answer: Tomorrow, definitely!
More Poriborton
The future of West Bengal is pretty bright.
2011: Poriborton! Kick out the Left!
2016: More Poriborton! Kick out Mamata!
© Sunil Rajguru