More on Modi…

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· Secular party oath…
I do solemnly swear that I’ll bear allegiance to the notion that Modi is communal and carry out my duties accordingly.

· If he manages to become PM, then 2002-13’s “Blow to Modi” will become 2014’s “Bow to Modi”.

· The GDP of Gujarat has been rising alarmingly and steadily since 2002.
(Godhra+Development Politics)

· 100% of India should be nationalists.
80% of India are Hindus.
Hindu. Nationalist.
Nationalist. Hindu.
Hindu nationalist.
Nationalist Hindu.
Why this furore over a bit of wordplay?

· Debate begins…
BJP supporter: You are defending the most corrupt and arrogant government in history!
Congress supporter: You are defending Godhra!
Debate ka “The End”.

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Why every Congress spokesperson is special and unique…

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Stupidest statements: Diggy Raja.

Most useless arguments: Sanjay Jha.

Rudest: Manish Tewari.

Loudest: Narayanaswamy.

Most Arrogant: Mani Shankar Aiyar.

Most inane: Tehseen Poonawala.

Most brazen: Salman Khurshid.

Biggest khadoos: Sanjay Nirupam.

Most outlandish reasoning: Kapil Sibal.

Most drama: Renuka Chaudhary.

Most irritating: Abhishek Singhvi.

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The online reality…

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· Evolution…
Stage 1: Armchair critic.
Stage 2: Couch Potato.
Stage 3: Computer chair activist/commentator/critic/philosopher.

· Twitter—The only medium in the world where it’s theoretically possible for there to be one million followers and one million leaders in a single group of one million people.

· There must be trillions of Likes floating in Facebook right now and yet you concentrate on all the hate in social networking?

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Nitish and the mid-day meal tragedy…

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· Conspiracy theories…
US: Aliens, UFOs, world domination…
India: Mid-day meals.

· Allegation: Mid-day meals were poisoned.
Fact: It’s the mind and speech of most politicians that’s been poisoned.

· Sadly, the “Decline and Fall of the Nitish Empire” has begun.

· JD(Unstuck).

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Some Congressi musings…

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· How the Government runs the Economy Marathon…
First 4.5 years: 20 kms race walk, albeit leisurely.
Last 0.5 years: 100 metres dash.

· Last telegram discovered.
It was lying in the dustbin.
Because it was blank.
Then they realized that MMS had sent it.

· Some say that the Bofors probe died on July 13, 2013.
But the question is: Was it ever really born?
‪#‎Quattrocchi‬

· Sonia: Who is our best speaker?
A: Tharoor.
Sonia: Who is the most sincere sounding?
A: Maken.
Sonia: OK, Modify both of them!

· Pappu re-interpretation No. 23…
If power is poison, then are all politicians snakes?

· Congress High Command orders…
Bharat gaya tel lene, Gujarat par aakraman karo!

· Even if Diggy Raja called Modi a Martian, he’d still be mobbed by serious looking reporters for details and TV anchors would hold panel discussions over it.

· Effectively…
Sir, Ishrat is a burning issue, shouldn’t you come clean?
Shinde: Nahin yaar, maine Amreeka ke saath God promise kiya tha!

· There was a time I used to love listening to Shashi Tharoor and Ajay Maken, but both of them have lost it with this latest Rambogiri, sorry, spokesmangiri.

· Tum maino ya na maino, ye desh ka abhi bahut hi boora haal hai…

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Cyberspace musings…

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· They should call Facebook the Zuckerburger.
Like all burgers it is full of fat (lies), zero nutrition (for the brain), fills your (mind’s) stomach and leaves no place for any other thing of value and is basically time pass.

· First: Thank God!
Then: Thank God it’s Friday.
Now: Thank God for Zuckerberg!

· IRCTC to enter the Online Shopping space.
They’ll probably specialize in Window Shopping.

· Status Updates may show just 1% of a User’s personality, but sometimes they appear to be 100%.

· Curious…
The Empress of India has a packed court of jesters whose sole purpose seems to be to entertain Twitter and Facebook.

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