Congress = CPM Lite.
Naxalism = CPM Extreme.
BJP = RSS Lite.
VHP = RSS Extreme.
Bajrang Dal = VHP Extreme.
Shiv Sena = BJP Extreme.
MNS = Shiv Sena Extreme.
Trinamool, NCP, YSR, AAP… = Congress Franchises.
SP, JD(U) = Secularism Extreme.
ADMK = DMK 2.0.
BSP = Maya. Maya = BSP.
BJD = Naveen. Naveen = BJD.
RJD = Laloo. Laloo = RJD.
Finally, sadly, for most Indians…
AGP = NPF = MNF = UDP = …
© Sunil Rajguru
Kejriwal bolta media paid hai…
Shazia Ilmi, ex-Star.
Ashutosh, ex-Aaj Tak-IBN7.
Manish Sisodia, ex-Zee News-AIR.
Anita Pratap, ex- Time magazine-Indian Express.
Ashish Khetan, ex-Tehelka-Gulail.
Rakhi Birlan, ex-Jain TV.
Jarnail Singh, ex-Dainik Jagran.
Kejriwal bolta chargesheeted politicians and those with court cases—politics chhodo!
Kejriwal: Dharna case, multiple code of conduct violations.
Bharti: Pulled up by court, vigilante raid case.
Ashutosh-Shazia: BJP headquarters’ attack case.
Manish Sisodia: Fined in Sibal defamation case.
Many AAP Lok Sabha candidates: Many criminal cases.
Kejriwal bolta India ka capitalism crony hai …
Kejriwal, ex-Tata Steel.
Meera Sanyal, ex-CEO and Chairperson of Royal Bank of Scotland.
V Balakrishnan, ex-CFO Infosys.
Somnath Bharti, ex-Madgen Solutions.
Dilip Pandey, ex-TCS.
Kejriwal blasts establishment…
Thus spake Kejriwal, ex-IIT, ex-IRS, ex-Chief Minister.
Post script…
Kejriwal says all politicians are bad.
Kejriwal is a politician.
© Sunil Rajguru
Earth Hour this month?
About a third of India has been celebrating Earth Hour for more than a Century now, ever since electricity was invented.
Polygamy, where Pol=Politics…
In India politics is wedded to business is wedded to media is wedded to civil society is wedded to politics.
(March 11)
The only successful Third Front may be the one the BJP is leading in Tamil Nadu.
#DMDK #MDMK #PMK
Now if this sounds familiar, it’s what Bush did back in 2003.
#Hillary #Ukraine #Putin
(March 9)
LK Advani: Be cautious of new entrants into the BJP.
P.S. Especially those who joined in 1987 and after.
(March 7)
Laloo is MA.
Akhilesh has foreign degree.
Kejriwal is IIT.
Foulmouthed Aiyar/Khurshid are Oxbridge.
We don’t need no education,
We’re all the same bricks in the wall.
Under Antony’s watch, an Army chief rebelled, an ex-Air Force chief was chargesheeted and a Naval chief resigned.
UPA2 motto: Land, Air or Water, we will goof up no matter what.
(March 6)
How many brutal TV shows and articles against Modi?
Thousands.
How many brutal TV shows and articles against Sonia?
Virtually zero.
#FreedomOfSpeech
(March 5)
Arnab interviews Modi in 2009, Modi loses 11 LS seats to Congress in Gujarat.
Arnab interviews Pappu, Pappu disintegrates.
Arnab interviews Laloo, Laloo loses MLAs, LJP, fights with Congress.
(March 2)
Jao pahale us MMS se Rs 2L crore le aao.
Phir us Raja se Rs 1.76L crore le aao.
Phir mere honour aap jab bologe main apna 0.2L crore lauta doonga!
#SubrataRoy #Sahara
(March 1)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
The biggest Opposition to the Congress has been the Congress.
The biggest Opposition to Narendra Modi is the BJP.
The Modi Industry…
Stage 1: Fame.
Stage 2: Fortune.
Stage 3: Industry Status.
Stage 4: Very own political party.
The AAP media marriage…
Stage 1: Honeymoon.
Stage 2: Marital fights.
Stage 3: Divorce.
(When it comes to Modi-media, it looks like the reverse)
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, and finally they scramble to be your ally partner.
#NaMo #NDA #2014Polls
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Aaptopia: An imaginary island where everything in the AAP has reached absolute perfection whereas the rest of the world is 100% imperfect.
Aapocracy: A form of democracy which favours rule-breaking, vigilantism, dharnas and violent attacks on rivals.
Aaponomics: Oppose FDI, increase subsidies, threaten power companies, run down industrialists… anything to get in the news the economy be damned.
Aapolitics: A form of politics if the ruling government is corrupt, inept and venal, then support should be taken from the ruling party in order to attack the Opposition.
Aapinion polls: If the verdict of the aam aadmi suits you, follow it. If it doesn’t, then do what the hell you want.
Aaptard: The new Namotard, more brain-dead and more potent.
Aapportunism: The philosophy by which the party will grab whatever opportunity comes along their path no matter whether it suits their ideology or not.
Aappearances: As long as you are appearing on media on a regular basis, absolutely nothing else matters.
Aapper Class: Members of this class pretend to be Aam Aadmis but are actually Khaas Aadmis.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
The A to Z of Arvind Kejriwal…
A: Aam Aadmi is what I am, plain and simple.
Z: Z Security is what I accept, plain and simple.
Dharna.
Lies.
Stone pelting.
U-turns.
Lathicharge.
Chargesheet.
Private plane.
Z Security.
Indian politician: Sob! He is finally one of us!
#Kejri
1970s: Imagine George Fernandes getting arrested and blaming and attacking Morarji Desai non-stop instead of Indira Gandhi.
2014: Fernandes=Kejri. Morarji=Modi. Indira=Sonia.
We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
—TS Eliot.
What a fool! I just take one U-turn and I am back where I started and I pretend to know the place for the first time.
—Arvind Kejriwal.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru