The A to Z of Arvind Kejriwal…
A: Aam Aadmi is what I am, plain and simple.
Z: Z Security is what I accept, plain and simple.

Dharna.
Lies.
Stone pelting.
U-turns.
Lathicharge.
Chargesheet.
Private plane.
Z Security.
Indian politician: Sob! He is finally one of us!
#Kejri

1970s: Imagine George Fernandes getting arrested and blaming and attacking Morarji Desai non-stop instead of Indira Gandhi.
2014: Fernandes=Kejri. Morarji=Modi. Indira=Sonia.

We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
—TS Eliot.
What a fool! I just take one U-turn and I am back where I started and I pretend to know the place for the first time.
—Arvind Kejriwal.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru