The Kejriwal Trilogy…
2013: Fellowship of the AAP.
2014: The Twin Towers of Appointment and Resignation.
2015: Return of the Nautanki King.
AAP…
Plan A: Pappu for PM, Kejri for CM.
Plan B: Kejri not CM, Kejri for PM.
Plan C: Modi for PM, Kejri for CM.
Finally…
Kejri for FM(L).
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Pappu: I am tearing up this ordinance.
Singhvi: The ordinance was eaten by termites.
BJP slogan…
Centre main Narendra,
State main Devendra.
Pseudo-secular alliance slogan…
Centre main Damaad,
State main Damaad.
#Vadra #Manjhi #AreYouSerious
We are entering an age of Pappu politics when it comes to a political dynasty…
#Rahul #Akhilesh #YSR #Omar #Uddhav #Raj #Ajit #Rane #Karti #Azhagiri #Khurshid
Modi: Where are you going?
Jaitley: To launch the book written by someone who claims he’s not anti-Modi and with you prominently on the cover.
Modi: OK.
Jaitley: Phew!
Q: What’s the one thing that unites diverse leaders like Nehru, Sonia, Srinivasan and Manjhi?
A: Damaad woes.
#AreYouSerious?
Lone: Can we have a tie-up with the BJP?
Modi: Sure. Stand in the queue behind PDP and NC. Counter opens after results are declared.
#2015Polls
The irony…
Bharadwaj: PC totally responsible for 2G.
Collective Responsibility of Constitution: PM is responsible for Minister’s scams.
P.S. MMS reported to Madam.
The Congress and the Third and Fourth Fronts should actually get together and launch the Second Front to give a serious challenge to the BJP.
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BCCI: We hereby make you captain!
Dhoni: Does the captaincy come with a guarantee card?
BCCI: Yes, in your case, it is valid for your entire cricketing life.
BCCI logic…
Fatigued Dhoni = Indispensable.
Losing Dhoni = Indispensable.
Injured Dhoni = Indispensable.
#IndVsAus
Fact of the day…
About 24% of all Test matches ever won by India from 1932-2014 against the Top 8 teams were done under the captaincy of MS Dhoni.
(26/110)
Next best Azhar: Half of that (13).
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Some things never change.
When you’re small, watch the Tom & Jerry show.
When you’ve grown up, watch the Arnab & Swamy show.
#IsSwamyRight
TV Debate…
T(umult)
V(ent)
D(iscord)
E(ruption)
B(awl)
A(buse)
T(urbulence)
E(nmity)
#NewsChannels
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The 3 Stages of Congress…
1947-89: Monopoly.
1989-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Oblivion.
The 3 Stages of RSS/BJS/BJP…
1947-77: Oblivion.
1977-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Monopoly.
Congressman A: We are planning for a Chintan Shivir.
Congressman B: When will it begin?
A: Soon.
B: And end?
A: Probably 2024!
Yesterday: Lutyens’ Delhi.
Today: Lut gaya Delhi of all its communism, liberalism and privilege.
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The Congress has been watching the movie Kal Aaj aur Kal (Yesterday Today and Tomorrow) for decades…
1960: Kal (Motilal) Aaj (Jawaharlal) aur Kal (Indira).
1980: Kal (Jawaharlal) Aaj (Indira) aur Kal (Rajiv).
2010: Kal (Rajiv) Aaj (Sonia) aur Kal (Pappu).
Right now they are hoping that Sonia will retire and Pappu will take over so that they can dream…
Kal (Sonia) Aaj (Pappu) aur Kal (Priyanka).
These versions by Sunil Rajguru