Pappu: I am tearing up this ordinance.
Singhvi: The ordinance was eaten by termites.
Centre main Narendra,
State main Devendra.
Pseudo-secular alliance slogan…
Centre main Damaad,
State main Damaad.
#Vadra #Manjhi #AreYouSerious
We are entering an age of Pappu politics when it comes to a political dynasty…
#Rahul #Akhilesh #YSR #Omar #Uddhav #Raj #Ajit #Rane #Karti #Azhagiri #Khurshid
Modi: Where are you going?
Jaitley: To launch the book written by someone who claims he’s not anti-Modi and with you prominently on the cover.
Q: What’s the one thing that unites diverse leaders like Nehru, Sonia, Srinivasan and Manjhi?
A: Damaad woes.
Lone: Can we have a tie-up with the BJP?
Modi: Sure. Stand in the queue behind PDP and NC. Counter opens after results are declared.
Bharadwaj: PC totally responsible for 2G.
Collective Responsibility of Constitution: PM is responsible for Minister’s scams.
P.S. MMS reported to Madam.
The Congress and the Third and Fourth Fronts should actually get together and launch the Second Front to give a serious challenge to the BJP.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru