Are you an Obsessive Compulsive Forwarder?

There is a disease that afflicts almost all of us email users and we don’t even realize it. It’s called Obsessive Compulsive Forwarding (OCF). The moment we get a mail that’s not personal, we feel like forwarding it to as many people as we can. Thank God we don’t have to pay for every email we send!

But there are many reasons why I dislike this random forwarding without thinking…

1. Check your facts: Nowadays I’ve seen, an email forward has more weight than the Encyclopedia Britannica. And it’s almost like eGoebbels. Take a Falsehood in an email and forward it a million times and it becomes a Truth. The greater the initial falsehood, the greater the eventual truth. Some examples:

a. The Stanford Story: There’s one which begins: “A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President’s outer office…” It then goes to tell how a certain Mr and Mrs Stanford were rebuffed because of their appearance and went on to form the now famous Stanford University, with a tagline like: “Never judge a book by its cover” or “How our inner Ego sometimes misjudges a Person”.
Fact: Leland Stanford was the Governor of California and a very successful businessman! The President of Harvard would have needed an appointment to walk into Mr Stanford’s office. The truth is that Stanford merely enquired with Harvard on the cost of setting up a new university. How that morphed into the above story, God only knows.

b. The NASA Indians: Anywhere between 36-42% of people working with NASA are supposed to be Indians. This email has been floating for years. While people believing it is fine, last year a minister raised it in Parliament! While the minister raised a lot of flak and I thought I had seen the last of it. Then recently the li’l host of Sa Re Ga Ma Li’l Champs mentioned it again! Sometimes you’ve to use your head to verify facts. Aren’t there so many Indian Americans in the news nowadays? M Night Shyamalan, Bobby Jindal, Kal Penn, Kalpana Chawla…. That’s the result of a mere near 1% of America’s population being Indian American. 42% at NASA would be astronomical! For all you know, maybe it’s 3.6% and a typo made it 36% and that error got forwarded a million times!

c. Unique Bangalore: Then there’s one floating about how unique Bangalore is. For one Bangalore is the fastest growing city in Asia (I’ve been hearing that for 10-15 years now and I don’t know how it started. Bangalore usually comes as the second or third fastest growing city in India in most of the surveys I read, dunno about Asia.) It also says that close to half a million Bangaloreans are foreigners. Do a bit of Maths and you’ll find that that means every 12th or 14th person you see should be a foreigner. And yet I go for days without sighting a single foreigner in Bangalore! The last point is absolutely loony. “Bangalore is the city of girls, dogs and software engineers”. What crap! Girls, boys and dogs are present in every Indian city and town and software engineers are present in good numbers in Hyderabad, Pune, Gurgaon… How in heaven’s name can that be a unique fact?

2. Don’t wish your friends bad luck:
Why are people so scared when they get a message saying: “If you don’t forward this to 10 people then a ton of bad luck will fall on you!”
Even the non-superstitious type fall for that. When you add the millions of mails that are forwarded like this, aren’t they merely spam? Plus most never forward these things, so when you send one to such people, aren’t you merely wishing them bad luck?

3. Obscenity and Modesty: There are some forwards which are plain obscene. It could be a very vulgar joke. Some people in your mailing list could be sensitive. Or if it is a really gruesome image, then what happens when the person checks the mail during lunch hour. Might he or she not feel like throwing up?

4. Privacy and Aesthetics: Finally, when you forward, an ugly looking Fwd: is attached to the subject line. Then another gets added… sometimes I see 6-7 FWds: in the subject line. What stops people from deleting all those Fwds and sending a clean subject line? Some people don’t even bother to delete all those email IDs that become part of the message. I definitely wouldn’t want my email ID going public! It takes just a little time to delete all those email IDs and forwards. You can also suppress your email list or simply email yourself and put everyone in the bcc field.

So next time you forward, ask yourself the following questions:
1. Is it factually correct?
2. Am I merely being superstitious?
3. Am I merely spamming?
4. Am I being obscene or offensive?
5. Am I giving out private emails IDs in a public forum?

Of course, if someone is an Obsessive Compulsive Forwarder, then there is no hope.
Just pray that email service remains free for life!
;)

© Sunil Rajguru

Bad handwriting-wallahs unite!

You have nothing to lose but your pens…

writing-933262_1280I have one very big weakness that I am ashamed of. That is my handwriting. Whether it’s signing my name, writing someone a brief note, or even noting down a phone number, I find it quite awkward to see my squiggly handwriting on a piece of paper. Recently at a parent-teacher meeting, when the principal talked of a handwriting developing a man’s soul (or something to that effect), I was squirming in my seat.

In my whole life, I have met only one person who could read my handwriting with cent per cent accuracy. For some strange reason, it was my chemistry school teacher. Being surrounded by symbols, maybe he found my handwriting another form of some vague symbol language which he could decipher. However, that man was one in a million. What about the rest? To save those poor souls of visual torture, I soon switched to writing in all capitals. Funnily I was pretty good at that. It came out very neat and uniform. I developed a good speed at writing in all caps. In fact, I completed a written test in such a fashion during a job interview well before the stipulated time. The project manager who checked my paper was totally taken aback.

I remember when I wrote my first letter at the age of 10. I was dismayed by its look and feel. Should I post it or should I not? I dumped it in the letterbox and ran. I dreaded the thought of writing letters after that. That was till I discovered a wonderful invention lying at home. It would give me the most legible and official handwriting in the world. Our trusted Olivetti typewriter. After some coaching from my father, I took a 15 paise postcard and inserted it into the typewriter. Then I started typing with my index finger at a rate of probably ten words a minute. After a couple of hours, I looked at my masterpiece. I was thrilled to bits.

From then on it was just me and my good ole typewriter. Slowly I started using one finger from each hand and that itself gave me great speed. I became a letter-writing maniac. I would sit in a closed room and type out a dozen letters in a single sitting. Before I knew it, I was writing hundreds of letters a year. Some letters even rambled on for thousands of words.

I remember the time when I used to study in hostel. I would be back to the primitive, ancient and un-co-operative pen. I used to struggle to write even a hundred words. How I wish the typewriter was allowed in the classrooms and examination halls. I would have happily lugged the device had I got the chance. (Even though it felt like a ton of bricks for a small boy) I got the same feeling when I joined the Hindustan Times, which was doing all its editing by pen and paper at that time.

As a student, I once went to buy vegetables for my mother after a helluva long time. I was shocked jab aate dal ka bhav pata chala. Or rather tamatar ka bhav pata chala. They were going at Rs 20 a kilo. The last I had bought tomatoes, they were 20 paise a kg. I decided to write a Letter to the Editor on this 100-fold inflation to the Times of India.

Now I don’t think I would have sent one if I (a) had to write it out with my ineligible handwriting or (b) had to go to the job typing shop just for a couple of lines. My typewriter saved the day and I saw my name in print! That was a great byline for me. I started bombarding various newspapers with postcards and got published with great regularity. The postcards became inlands and the inlands became A4 sheets. Finally, the letters became articles. I eventually became a journalist. When I look back, the typewriter played a huge role in me getting into the media in the first place.

I always thought that the typewriter would be one buddy that would stay with me for life. But unfaithful me changed all that and went in for a friend sleeker, faster and more innovative than its predecessor: The PC. Today the computer is so widespread and part of our “basic necessities” that it is difficult to imagine that once you would find it nowhere in your neighbourhood.

But the computer and Internet are the true socialists of the world. Whether writing emails, word documents, Facebook scraps, PPT presentations or the like, we all have the same “handwriting” in any part of the world. We are all equals in cyberspace. Now that’s true progress!

© Sunil Rajguru

10 Status messages you’re unlikely to see on Facebook…

What’s on your mind?

…thoughts on how to murder my boss

…visions from the porn link that I got that shows exceedingly clear pictures

…dilemmas on why the hell I got married in the first place and why I have kids

…why has nobody has been responding to my FB comments recently?

…ideas on how to make money dishonestly

…the headache that my kids’ screaming has given me

…dirty dirty thoughts, fully censored

…did I leave the gas on when I left the house today?

…nothing really, I rarely think, let alone get ideas that I can share

…depression, anxiety, worthlessness, uselessness… the usual

© Sunil Rajguru

20 New Facebook Definitions…

Facebook: Your brand new face in cyberspace.

Facebook Status Quo: When you don’t change your Facebook status for ages.

Facebook Equilibrium: When you have found the balance in usage of Facebook statuses, notes, quizzes… and squeezed it in your delicate work-life balance (if you had any in the first place).

Facebook Vacuum: That empty empty feeling when you haven’t seen your Facebook Homepage in ages.

Vacuum: Something that was there in your life before Facebook filled it ;)

Facebook Quiz: A lot of inane question made by Facebook Addicts who follow a totally non-scientific process to make you seem something that you actually aren’t but which everyone else in your Facebook Friends’ list sub-consciously starts believing.

Facebook Thumbs Up: I like you very much… eh err I meant your status, or link, or note, or…whatever that’s on your profile.

Facebook Thumbs Down: The dislike symbol, which officially a million Facebookites have asked for and I think the other 131 million don’t want.

What’s on your mind? Facebook’s gateway to your thoughts: The new “How are you” or “How are you doing” of cyberspace.

Facebook Note: A status message that goes way beyond 100 words (roughly the space that a status message will allow). Has the added advantage of tagging your friends.

Tag: Telling someone and his or her friends that you have written a note.

Facebook Cause: A tool that allows you to fight for a few hundred causes without even knowing what they actually stand for in the first place.

Facebook Profile: Your virtual multiple personality which resembles nothing like that of your real life one.

Facebook Home Page: Your cool adda, where you hang out with all your virtual friends.

Facebook Wall: The plainest form of communication on Facebook, resembling a chat message or small email.

Facebook Addict: The person who has written this note and probably the person who is reading this right now. Also known as Facebooker or Facebookite.

Facebook Enemies: They don’t exist. Everyone in your Facebook universe is either a friend or a friend of a friend or a friend of a friend of a…

Facebook Fatigue: Isn’t too much of even a good thing bad for you? ;)

Facebook Death: When someone in your friends list leaves Facebook.

Facebook Illiterates: The billions of poor souls in this world who are not on Facebook.

© Sunil Rajguru

Facebook Group Indian Politicians: Status Updates

Manmohan is Busy trying to juggle his new ministry
–>341 people Like this Status

Rajnath has just deleted the Group Majboot Neta. Nirnayak Sarkar

Mayawati took the Which Indian Political Character Are You Quiz
And the Answer is: Future Prime Minister
–>Nobody Likes this Status

HD Kumaraswamy has just changed his profile picture
Ananth Kumar–>Why have you put the photo of a handkerchief?

Karunanidhi is feeling sad that the Tiger has become extinct in Sri Lanka
–>943 people like this status

Amar Singh–>Sonia Gandhi
Soniaji can you please please call me? Mulayam is on my case.
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Laloo clicked the “Remove Friend” button on Sonia’s profile by mistake, since then, he has become Friends with her again

Shashi Tharoor sent Mani Shankar Aiyar an invitation using Political Trivia:
I challenge you to a game of Political Trivia! I just scored 20,800 points in the game.
Think you can beat me?
P.S. I’m an MP and you’re not!

Advani has deleted his Facebook account

Sonia finally saw the movie Singh Is King and feels that Manmohan has more charisma than Akshay any day
Manmohan–>Thank you Soniaji!

HD Deve Gowda is off to Delhi to thank Sonia for meeting his son HD Kumaraswamy

Mulayam tried to join the Group UPA, but was denied access

Raj Thackeray has been watching Sarkar and Sarkar Raj back to back all day

Rahul Gandhi has launched the Group Let’s All Save Uttar Pradesh

Mayawati became the 110,223rd person to join the Group “Kaun Banega Pradhan Mantri?”

Vajpayee became a fan of Manmohan Singh

Sonia Gandhi blocked the “Add Friends” application

Nitish gifted Laloo a “I Love Bihar” sticker

Mallika Sarabhai just posted the link:
We, The Murderers
Does Gujarat have the resources to come to terms with its moral responsibility?

http://www.tehelka.com/story_main41.asp?filename=Op090509we_the.asp

Narendra Modi launched Gujarat’s 3444th development scheme

Buddhadeb Bhattacharya and Prakash Karat are no longer friends

Varun Gandhi’s fan club has reached 1 million members

Priyanka is humming the songs Jai Ho! and Singh is King

Captain Gopinath just posted a job ad
Vijay Mallya–>:)

Sharad Pawar and Vijay Mallya are now friends via the People You May Know tool

Shashi Tharoor skipped his ex-UN Under Secretary’s Summit

Rahul Gandhi requests his Cambridge classmate to please remove the party pictures of his photo album now that he has become a very respectable politician

This version By Sunil Rajguru

www on the Move

The mobile web is in its infancy right now, but all the rules are being made to ensure that the experience is just as rich in any handheld device

The mobile now has an Internet Top Level Domain (TLD) of its own. Launched in May, the ‘.mobi’ extension has been specifically released for websites related to handheld devices. While those supporting and opposing the .mobi are sharply divided, it’s now more than ever that the content you want is following you around wherever you go. Opponents of the .mobi say that the Internet should be fully free and device independent. Having different URLs for PCs and handhelds will lead to confusion, they feel.

Conceived by Nokia in 2000, the .mobi domain has already been snapped by most software, telecom and entertainment companies. The mobile web is expected to be the next big thing and the .mobi domain is readying things for that.

But why the mobile?

Says Motorola CTO Padmasree Warrior, “Two-thirds of the world still doesn’t have access to a computer. It’ more likely that the first communication device of these people will be a mobile and not a computer.”

There are many figures to back that. In 2006, it is projected that 1 billion mobiles will be sold. And what about Internet usage on the mobile? The GSM Association says that 1.3 billion people will be connected to the Internet through their mobile by 2008.

Even going on today, a recent Nokia report found that as much as 63% of smartphone users were using their handheld for Internet browsing. According to a BBC survey, 28% of their WAP users “did not visit the BBC website via a desktop computer, only via a mobile”.

The biggest thing in a mobile is that when compared to a PC or even a laptop, it has a much wider audience. One can be connected at all times and at all places. The future doesn’t even rule out an Internet-enabled mobile in your wristwatch.

Another big factor is m-commerce or mobile commerce. While right now downloading ringtones and games is a multi-billion dollar business, it is expected to go much beyond that. Services like mobile banking are already underway, but the biggest potential for the mobile is location-based services, where thanks to a little help from GPS, you’ll know exactly when and how to shop if you’re in a new place.

But why .mobi?

Well, there are two problems right now. The first is that there is not that much mobile content available. There is a need to create more of such content. The introduction of the .mobi extension may fuel the growth for web pages specifically for the handheld.

Secondly, while millions of people are already viewing web pages on the mobile, not all the pages are optimised. Some don’t open properly and others don’t show the whole page, keeping out key information.

Researchers are working on making web pages more and more palatable for handhelds. There’s DIAL (Device Independent Authoring Language) that will take into account different screen sizes and resolution of mobile devices. There’s also a move towards more interoperability between pages for both PCs and mobiles. USB drives with an inbuilt OS and programmes could also power small devices.

Developers have realized that though technology and computing power will change a lot, the screen size will be more or less the same. Whatever has to be done has to be done keeping that constraint in mind.

What’s already happening

Giants Google, MSN and Yahoo have already jumped on to the bandwagon. They all have mobile versions of their web portals. In fact Google Mobile not only searches through the Web for documents and images, but also searches through specifically the Mobile Web. Directory searches are currently among the easiest things that can be done.

Another example is Orange’s PocketThis service in the UK. The mobile service shows Times and Directions, the nearest subway stop, the nearest Wi-Fi location and services like “What’s nearby”.

Opera released the Opera Mini and claims that there are more than 3 million users. Recently even eBay went mobile using the Opera Mini.

Do you want a you.mobi?

In May, a Limited Industry Sunrise was launched and in June the Trademark Sunrise was launched. However the domain will be open to the general public much later.

DotMobi will launch the Landrush Registration Period from August 28 to September 10. For details of Indian registrars, you can check out:

http://pc.mtld.mobi/switched/findaregistrar.html

It remains to be seen whether the .mobi domain enjoys the success that has been enjoyed by .com, .net, .edu, .org, .gov, .in etc.

The .mobi extension is also the first extension that is not meant for the computer, a point that has led to protests from people who believe that the Internet should be free and device independent.

Other dot extensions that are in the pipeline include:
.tel: This will serve as a text alternative to phone numbers for telephone services.
.kid: For child friendly sites
.asia: For Asian sites
.post: For the postal services
.mail: To identify non-spam mail
.xxx: A separate domain for pornographic sites. This should have been up by now, but may not see the light of day due to violent protests from certain quarters.

(This article appeared in the July 2006 edition of Living Digital magazine)