10 Status messages you’re unlikely to see on Facebook…

What’s on your mind?

…thoughts on how to murder my boss

…visions from the porn link that I got that shows exceedingly clear pictures

…dilemmas on why the hell I got married in the first place and why I have kids

…why has nobody has been responding to my FB comments recently?

…ideas on how to make money dishonestly

…the headache that my kids’ screaming has given me

…dirty dirty thoughts, fully censored

…did I leave the gas on when I left the house today?

…nothing really, I rarely think, let alone get ideas that I can share

…depression, anxiety, worthlessness, uselessness… the usual

© Sunil Rajguru