Facebook: Your brand new face in cyberspace.
Facebook Status Quo: When you don’t change your Facebook status for ages.
Facebook Equilibrium: When you have found the balance in usage of Facebook statuses, notes, quizzes… and squeezed it in your delicate work-life balance (if you had any in the first place).
Facebook Vacuum: That empty empty feeling when you haven’t seen your Facebook Homepage in ages.
Vacuum: Something that was there in your life before Facebook filled it 
Facebook Quiz: A lot of inane question made by Facebook Addicts who follow a totally non-scientific process to make you seem something that you actually aren’t but which everyone else in your Facebook Friends’ list sub-consciously starts believing.
Facebook Thumbs Up: I like you very much… eh err I meant your status, or link, or note, or…whatever that’s on your profile.
Facebook Thumbs Down: The dislike symbol, which officially a million Facebookites have asked for and I think the other 131 million don’t want.
What’s on your mind? Facebook’s gateway to your thoughts: The new “How are you” or “How are you doing” of cyberspace.
Facebook Note: A status message that goes way beyond 100 words (roughly the space that a status message will allow). Has the added advantage of tagging your friends.
Tag: Telling someone and his or her friends that you have written a note.
Facebook Cause: A tool that allows you to fight for a few hundred causes without even knowing what they actually stand for in the first place.
Facebook Profile: Your virtual multiple personality which resembles nothing like that of your real life one.
Facebook Home Page: Your cool adda, where you hang out with all your virtual friends.
Facebook Wall: The plainest form of communication on Facebook, resembling a chat message or small email.
Facebook Addict: The person who has written this note and probably the person who is reading this right now. Also known as Facebooker or Facebookite.
Facebook Enemies: They don’t exist. Everyone in your Facebook universe is either a friend or a friend of a friend or a friend of a friend of a…
Facebook Fatigue: Isn’t too much of even a good thing bad for you?
Facebook Death: When someone in your friends list leaves Facebook.
Facebook Illiterates: The billions of poor souls in this world who are not on Facebook.
© Sunil Rajguru