Party-wise reaction to rebels…
AAP: Bouncers lao! Baahar nikalo!
Congress: Ghulam bagaawat pe utar aaya hai!
BJP: Ignore karo! All Izz Well! All Izz Well!
Number of seats in Lok Sabha…
BJP-Congress-AAP: 280-45-4.
If you took media coverage seriously you’d think it was 4-45-280.
“I am the law”…
—
1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
If Pappu breaks traffic rule and cop fines him, he’ll disrupt Parliament.
Headline will be…
BJP-backed Delhi Police derails GST and reforms in India.
Herald a new dawn for National pride!
Congress most consistent party.
Arrogant in power.
Arrogant in Opposition.
Arrogant throwing people in jail.
Arrogant while going to jail.
Congress President ashamed by appearing in court.
Premier newspaper headline has snatches of … “Cong celebrates” “tears into Modi” and “vendetta”.
Welcome to La La Land!
If and when Sonia is convicted, Congress will demand a Bharat Ratna for her supreme struggle against vendetta and intolerance.
The party which threw thousands in jail without a trial is frothing at the mouth at just the beginning of a simple sessions court trial.
#Bail ho ya #Jail,
Congressi bolega #Hail,
Aam junta bolega #Fail,
Hai in the Congress coffin final #Nail,
End of #Tale.
Sad times.
Court summoning is a triumph against vendetta.
Bail is a triumph.
No matter what sordid deed you do, it’s a triumph.
If becoming an accused and appearing in court is so noble then I guess most Congress leaders won’t mind following that path in the years to come.
The four stages…
1. Indian National Congress (Freedom movement).
2. Indian National Congress (Political party).
3. Congress (Indira).
4. Congress (Sonia).
C
O
Nehru-Motilal-Jawaharlal
Gandhi-Indira-Priyanka
Rajiv-Rahul-Robert
E
Sanjay
Sonia
C,O,E—Reserved for future generations.
Instead of fighting for 2019, the Congress is still fuming over 2014.
Indira comeback vs Sonia comeback…
Then: Indira most popular.
Now: Modi most popular.
Then: Indira 153 Lok Sabha seats.
Now: Sonia 45 seats.
Then: Jail without case.
Now: Solid case first.
GST to unko hataana hi tha,
#NationalHerald to sirf ek bahana hi tha.
#LetParliamentWork
Whether Pappu decides to go to jail or not will be decided solely on whether Tihar has TV with Chhotta Bheem or not.
“I am the law”…
—
1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Woh press conferences main pareshaan karte rahe,
hum courts main kaam karte rahe.
—Swamy on Kejri.
The Curious Case of Subramanian Swamy…
Friend of Rajiv, enemy of Sonia.
Friend of Modi, enemy of Vajpayee.
Both friend and enemy of Jaya.
Both ally and enemy of Hegde.
FYI.
Subramanian Swamy has attacked Vajpayee (BJP), Hegde (JD), Raja (DMK), Jaya (ADMK) and many media figures apart from Congress leaders.
Swamy is a stooge of Modi allege a 1000 stooges of Sonia.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Swamy—I’ve sorted out Mansoravar, fixed Hegde, stopped Ram Sethu project, put Raja in jail, summoned Sonia… You?
Kejri—I’ve done 10,234 press conferences!
As a politician, Sonia is not even 1% of Subramanian Swamy.
But the Indian political system is such that Swamy hasn’t received even 1% of what Sonia got.
Why are you not appointing a Lokpal?
Modi: Kya zaroorat hai? Subramanian Swamy hai na!
#NationalHerald
The difference…
If Swamy and Modi really go after you, you find yourself in jail.
If Kejri goes after you then only media goes after you and then its Ghajini.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Bollywood superstar makes crappy film.
Some friendly critics praise it. Others blast it.
Indians see in large numbers, most say, “What bakwaas!”
Film makes 100s of crores.
Repeat.
Dilip Kumar did many great films before Sachin was born.
Sachin got Padma Vibhushan in 2008; Bharat Ratna in 2013.
Dilip sahab is getting the Padma Vibhushan only in 2015!
1964: Noor Ullah Khan born.
2002: Noor Ullah Khan died.
2015: Noor Ullah Khan never existed.
#SalmanVerdict
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Vadra…
Pre-2004: Mother-in-law.
2004-14: Mother-in-law-is-law.
2015: Mother-in-law’s-mother-in-law-is-Indira-is-India.
2016: Mother-in-law-is-out-law?
Lok Sabha TV and Rajya SabhaTV should be renamed Hungama TV 1 and Hungama TV 2.
#LetParliamentWork
India is Sonia.
Sonia is India.
—Congress.
India is Delhi.
Delhi is India.
—Mainstream media.
Sonia Indira se aage nikal gayi.
Indira ne PM ke gaddi pe baithke taanashaahi ki.
Sonia Opposition benches pe baithke taanashaahi kar rahi hai.
Indira Gandhi returned not because she was jailed, but because she was released after a stupid weak case.
If you go to jail for 10 years, you generally don’t return.
Pappu…
A for #AwardWapsi.
I for Intolerance.
V for Vendetta.
D for Dictatorship.
Mamma agla kya hai?
A: Beta, J for Jail.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru