∙ Delhi is now officially a Police State. Section 144. Metro stations shut.
100% tolerance to crime. 0% tolerance to crime protests.

∙ Counter-rape measures: Nothing new really.
Counter-rape protest measures: Heavy police, lathicharge, water cannons, Section 144, RAF, prohibitory orders…

∙ The Congress is a clear case of Stockholm syndrome.
They had been hostage to the British Empire for so long that they have become just like them.

∙ Nargis: I’m Mother India.
Bal Thackeray: I’m Godfather.
Sonia: I’m Godmother India.

∙ Citizen: Ye government badi tedi cheez hai.
Sonia: Teda hai, par mera hai!

∙ Q: What are you doing for the plight of women in the Capital?
Delhi Police: Well, right now we’re beating the daylights out of anyone asking that question.

∙ Policemen assault women protesting against assault of women by men.

∙ Waiting for Manish Tiwari to come and say that people are protesting against Sachin’s ODI retirement and not anything else.

∙ Lead the Pak Army, attack India: Get invited to seminars and interviews by fawning sickos.
Lead the Indian Army, attack rapists: Get booked for inciting violence.

∙ Desh azaad hua, par abhi bhi Nehru-Gandhi dynasty ka ghulam hai.

∙ Strange mathematics….
In 2009, about 12% of India voted directly for the Congress to give it 38% of share in the Lok Sabha to give it effectively 100% dictatorial power till 2014.

∙ The Congress does an Asrani in Sholay 2012: Hum angrezo ke zamaane ke politicians hai, ha ha!

∙ Travelling in and out of Delhi? If the protests won’t get you, then the fog definitely will.

∙ Don’t worry about Putin, Manmohan.
He also puts down crowds with force.
He will look at you like a brother and be proud of you.

∙ Wisdom: Live every day as if it’s your last.
Congress: Rule every term as if it’s your last.

∙ Congress agenda…
Lock the (India) Gate.
Make (Raisina) Hill impossible to climb.
Remove the “Jan” from Jantar Mantar.
Remove the “Dil” from Dilli.
Put “bhaya” (fear) into Bharat to make it Bhayarat.

∙ Mulayam-Maya: We will never let the Communal forces of BJP come to power and hence support the Dictatorial forces of the Congress forever.

∙ Protest Online, get Section 66A!
Protest Offline, get Section 144!
Kaun kambakht kehata hai ki Hitler mar gaya?

∙ Spot the difference…
Then: Rapists’ unarmed assaults against women.
Now: Delhi Police’s armed assaults against women.

∙ Why didn’t the President come out and say Something… Anything to the protestors?
That’s because he was just too busy doing Nothing… as usual.

∙ Manmohan Singh is waiting for more fake PMO Twitter accounts to ban thereby showing he can take tough action to the anti-rape protestors.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru