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When Manmohan lost his cool in the Rajya Sabha…

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Manmohan: So how did I do today?
Social Media Unit: Great sir! #PMChorHai is trending right at the top!
Manmohan: #TheekHai
Social Media Unit: Hehe, that’s a classic sir!

Gali gali main shor hain,
PM ke speeches bore hai.

Gali gali main chor hai,
Ye sab khaali shor hai.

The new “na ghar ka na ghat ka”…
Bharat ka Pradhan Mantri na economics ka na politics ka.

MMS: Madam madam, ye sab log mujhe chor bol rahe hai!
Pappu: You’re like Rani ki Jhansi… Lot of anger in you… Must be checked… It’s all a state of mind… Rajya Sabha is a beehive…
MMS: #TheekHai

Manmohan Singh taught me…
1. Money doesn’t grow on trees.
2. Theek Hai.
3. India only country where MPs shout PM chor hai.
4. N-deal most important thing from 2004-13.

Which country in the world?
1. PM = Puppet.
2. PM refuses to give regular PCs.
3. Scams’ record broken.
4. Food Bill to counter economic crisis.
5. A private citizen’s name at airports.

Finally released in Rajya Sabha in 2013…
Kab Tak Chup Rahunga?
Manmohan Singh Ko Gussa Kyun Aata Hai?

Progress…
1980s—Slogan in streets: Gali gali main shor hain, Rajiv Gandhi chor hai.
2013—Slogan in Parliament: PM chor hai.

Pappu: Lot of anger in India. Must be checked.
Manmohan: Sabse jyaada gussa to mujhe aa raha hai!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The wish that came true…

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Sometime in the past…
Young Indian citizen: Oh God! I’m tired of these illiterate, uneducated, crooked politicians who have no understanding of the economy ruling the country. Give an educated and understanding outsider for a change!

God: Tathastu!
Let me prepare someone… Rank holder… Oxford… Cambridge… PhD… United Nations… Planning Commission… RBI… economic whiz… honest… clean… sincere… There that should do it!

Sometime now…
Old Indian Citizen: Hey bhagwaan! Ye kis gadhe ko bhej diya hum pe raaj karne!

<Divine facepalm>

Moral: Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it!

© Sunil Rajguru

Manmohan Singh, sab Theek Hai na?

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∙ Mere hazaron jawabo se achche hai mere do shabd: Theek Hai.

∙ I’m OK, You’re OK by Thomas Harris.
Main Theek Hu, Tum Theek Ho, Sab Theek Hai by Manmohan Singh.

∙ Manmohan was telling the secret of a happy marriage.
Always say to your wife: Theek Hai!

∙ Manmohan Singh is no longer King… Singh is SinKing… Singh is BacktracKing… Singh is HoodwinKing… Singh is ShaKing… Singh is ShrinKing…

∙ Today if Mahatma Gandhi had visited India Gate, he would’ve been water cannoned, lathicharged and dismissed as a Maoist.
MMS would still say: Theek Hai.

∙ MMS: How is the situation in Delhi?
Shinde: Theek Hai.
MMS: Stop making fun of me!

∙ The Meek shall inherit the earth: Bible.
The Theek shall inherit the nation: Sonia.
Manmohan: Hai!

∙ Father of first generation of reforms: Narasimha Rao.
Father of second generation of reforms: AB Vajpayee.
Father of third… sorry… Overhyped Assistant: Manmohan Singh.
Theek Hai?

∙ Be the change you wish to see in the world: Mahatma Gandhi.
I don’t want anything to change, Theek Hai?: Manmohan Singh.

∙ In the beginning was the Word.
And that Word was TheekHai.

∙ Said: We have daughters.
Unsaid: We don’t care about your daughters.
Theek Hai?

∙ Newsweek and Manmohan were born around the same time.
The print edition of Newsweek has been retired.
Manmohan ab aap ki baari. Theek Hai?

∙ There is a term called “sathiya gaya”.
Manmohan has created a new term called “assiya gaya”.
Tussi jaoge? Ho gaya assi, jaoge?

∙ Manmohan Singh is single-handedly transforming this “Chalta Hai!” nation to a “Theek Hai?” nation.

∙ Manmohan Singh, you are right.
Tumhare hazaron sade hue speeches se achchi hai tumhari total khamoshi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru