End of the world musings…

· Spot the difference…
4-year-old on December 31: Mommy, the calendar has ended, is the world coming to an end?
A few thousand adults on December 21: God, the Mayan calender has ended, is the world coming to an end?

· Prediction: The world will come to an end in Year 2012.
Earth: Actually, I am at Year 4.54 billion.

· Explanation of the December 21 phenomenon…
The Earth, which is billions of years old, is secretly conspiring to end things on an aritificially created date first calculated by the Mayans 2760 years ago and then interpreted by people who have absolutely no understanding of logic, science, the universe, the Earth or even the Mayan civilization that they are quoting.

· Rumour: The Earth is commiting suicide on December 22 because it is totally sick and tired of the human race.

© Sunil Rajguru

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