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The many forms of AAP…

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Aam Aadmi.
Aam Separatist.
Aam Naxal.
Aam Industrialist.
Aam Anarchist.
Aam Mob Member.
Aam Opposition Politician.
Sab ka swaagat hai!
#AAP

Spot the difference…
Haryana: Khap Panchayat.
Delhi: AAP Panchayat.

Delhi media’s current song…
Saare shahar main AAP saa koi nahin, koi nahin…

Fact 1: AAP’s No. 1 plank = Anti-corruption.
Fact 2: Congress has maximum cases of corruption.
Fact 3: AAP won’t act against Congress.
Hence final agenda: Modi Hatao!
#HowPredictable

Cage-ri-Wall.
Congress ke Cage main, BJP ke liye Wall.

Merge AAP with the Congress.
Make Priyanka President.
Make Kejriwal the PM candidate.
Problem solved.
UPA3 back with a bang…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Mera Pappu mahaan…

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You can put a golden crown on a Pappu and it will still remain a Pappu.

Congress to spend Rs 500 crore polishing Pappu’s image?
A Rs 1 lakh permanent one way ticket to anywhere in the world would solve the Congress problems permanently.

Pappu wished to be 1000 times smart as he is now.
He got his wish and nothing changed.
Why?
Because 1000 X 0 = 0.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The AAP phenomenon…

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1947: Congress—White topis, austerity, reservations and subsidies.
2014: AAP— White topis, austerity, reservations and subsidies.
Media: Gosh! Wow! New politics! Kejriwal for PM!

AAP yahan aaye kis liye?
Aap ne vote kiya isliye,
Aaye hai to kaam to karwa deejiye,
Pahale aap zara referendum main bhaag leejiye.

Kejriwal wanted to replace Modi in India’s mind share.
At this rate he will replace Pappu.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Welcome to AAPocracy…

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Government comes to office sharply at 9am, looks at the list of pending issues and creates a questionnaire with a, b, c, d and “None of the above” options. They propagate them as “Questions for the day”. Then everyone goes wherever they want to and generally have a good time.

They come back at 5pm, tally all the SMSes, web votes and letters and make all the decisions accordingly. Wherever “None of the above” emerges as the main option, four more options are made to be carried forward to the next day.

Next day, come to office and repeat the whole process.

—End of the AAP governance model—

© Sunil Rajguru

When to listen to which Congress leader…

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If you’re in need of a good laugh: Pappu.

If you have insomnia: Manmohan.

If you are a masochist: Manish Tiwari.

If you love conspiracy theories: Diggy Raja.

If you admire “creative facts”: Kapil Sibal.

If you want to listen to silence: Sonia.

If you’re hard of hearing: Narayanasamy.

If you want to hear the stupidest of arguments presented passionately: Anyone on TV will do.

© Sunil Rajguru

AAP to aise na the…

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CPI (1925): Communist Party of India.
CPM (1964): Communist Party Marxists.
CPA (2013): Communist Party AAPists.

Somehow…
More subsidies + Minority government + Sleeping with the enemy + Name calling + Marxism = New politics.
#AAP

Kejriwal: I will attack Modi and grab the anti-incumbency vote!
JDU, CPM, BSP, SP, ADMK, BJD, Trinamool etc: Kripaya intezaar keejiye, aap kartaar main hai…

How did Arvind Kejriwal usher in 2014?
By saying AAPy New Year!

Sonianomics + Kejrinomics = Destructonomics.

A new product comes like a breath of fresh air and challenges the giants.
Then you start using the product and realize it’s worse than the giants.
#AAP

These versions by Sunil Rajguru