You can put a golden crown on a Pappu and it will still remain a Pappu.

Congress to spend Rs 500 crore polishing Pappu’s image?
A Rs 1 lakh permanent one way ticket to anywhere in the world would solve the Congress problems permanently.

Pappu wished to be 1000 times smart as he is now.
He got his wish and nothing changed.
Why?
Because 1000 X 0 = 0.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru