Category Archives: Indian Politics

State governments of India and their tales…

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The West Bengal story…
Congress: Bad.
CPM: Worse.
TMC: Worst.

The Bihar story…
Congress: Bad.
RJD: Worst.
JDU: Hmmm, we’ll take worse then.

The UP story…
Congress: Bad.
BJP: Worse.
BSP: Even worse.
SP: Worst.

The Tamil Nadu story…
Alternating Current: DMK/ADMK.

The Telangana story…
TRS: Beginning with the worst!

The Jammu & Kashmir story…
1947: Abdullah.
1982: Son Abdullah.
2014: Grandson Abdullah.

The Maharashtra story…
Congress till I die!
(OK, I’m dead, maybe now I’ll look to Modi.)

The Odisha story…
What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re a Patnaik.
Biju Patnaik: 7 years as CM.
Janaki Patnaik: 13 years as CM.
Naveen Patnaik: 19 years as CM by 2019.

The Kerala story…
Alternating Current: UDF/LDF.

The Rajasthan story…
Alternating Current: Congress/BJP.

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India’s Left-Right debate…

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Less than 1% of Indians are Communists, yet they’ve hijacked 99% discourse.
80% Indians are Hindus and yet any mildly Hindu talk is attacked as being communal.

The truth of everything pre-2014…
Left-wing Prime Minister launches Left-wing public project in Left-wing State, while Left-wing activists, NGOs, intellectuals and celebrities cheer, as reported by a Left-wing editor.

If there are 10 Left-wing commentators and one Right-wing one, then the 10 will be introduced as neutral and the one will be emphasized as being Right-wing.

All the Modi Haters have finally found respectability.
Now they proudly call themselves anti-establishment.

© Sunil Rajguru

Modibhai in America…

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…and then Modi walked into the sunset with Obama and said, “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

Wherever he went with his development tune, all the world leaders said, “Play it again NaMo!”

Modi: May the force be with you!
Obama: Kem cho?
Rajdeep: ***hole!
2014 continues to be a topsy turvy year…

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When Modi stormed Madison Square in New York…

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Manmohan gave a Thousand official speeches.
No-one remembers any of them.
Modi has already given a Thousand speeches.
No-one can remember which one is the very best.
P.S. Difficult to piece together 1000 coherent Pappu words.

1773: Boston Tea Party.
2009: Republican Tea Party.
2014: Modi Tea Party.

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When Jaya went to jail and gave us Panneerselvam…

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cell-1875816_640Dear Mani Shankar Aiyar,
Aapka Mukhya Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Aapka Pradhan Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Koi baat nahin, aap zindagi bhar coffee peete raho.

Panneerselvam was a tea shop owner.
Chaiwallahs are taking over India.

The would-be-PM CMs…
Nitish. Kejriwal. Jaya. Mamata.
3/4 are not even CMs.
(Pappu not even anywhere near would-be-CM)

#‎SudhakarraoNaik‬ ‪#‎ManoharJoshi‬ ‪#‎NarayanRane‬ ‪#‎RabriDevi‬ ‪#‎ManmohanSingh‬ ‪#‎JayaReplacement‬
Generally remote controls are disasters in Indian politics.

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When Jayalalitha got convicted…

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Three largest Opposition parties in Lok Sabha…
1. Congress. (Sonia in National Herald case)
2. AIADMK. (Jaya convicted in DA case)
3. TMC. (Mamata faces Saradha flak)

Yesterday: Neta ka jai ho.
Today: Neta ko jail ho.
JAILaloo.
A RaJAIL.
KanimoJAIL.
JAILalitha.

In a slip of the tongue, Subramanian Swamy said Sonia instead of Jaya on a TV news channel.
Practicing in advance?

Amma Cement, Amma Rice, Amma Canteen…
Coming soon…
Amma Jail built with Amma Cement with Amma Canteen serving Amma Rice.

If Raja/Kanimozhi also gets convicted after Jaya, then BJP will launch a ‪#‎Mission118‬ campaign for the Tamil Nadu Assembly in 2016.

The blind devotion of the average Indian voter to follow their leader despite a clear criminal conviction is quite disgusting.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru