Category Archives: Indian Politics

When Obama came to India’s Republic Day…

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Obama visits.
Obama walks.
Obama stops.
Obama moves.
Obama smiles.
Obama thinks.
Obama sad.
Obama glad.
Obama sits.
Obama eats.
Obama blinks.
Obama…
#TVCoverage

Since Obama is the chief guest, it would have been fitting to have a Call Centre Tableau.

Globalization…
The US President is in India for our Republic Day.
The Indian cricket team is down under for their Australia Day.

There is a silent moment where silent prayers are being said silently.
Even cricket commentaries have not seen such lows.
‪#‎ObamaCommentary‬

Everyone knows India and US are the two largest democracies in the world.
Fact of the day…
China and Pakistan* are the two largest dictatorships in the world.
(*The Army chief always rules Pakistan either directly or indirectly)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The changing times of Arvind Kejriwal…

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2014: Kejri threatens to block Republic Day.
2015: Republic Day blocks Kejri.

2013: Giant killer Kejri defeats Sheila.
2015: Bedi set to be giant killer to defeat Kejri.

2013: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels for AAP.
2015: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels against AAP.

2013: Kejri asks, “What has Sheila done in 15 years?”
2015: Bedi asks, “What has Kejri done in 49 days?”

2013: BJP alleges AAP is a B Team of the Congress.
2015: BJP alleges Congress is a B Team of the AAP.

2013: Kejri for CM.
2014: Kejri for PM.
2015: Kejri only on FM.

2013: Give me just one chance to prove myself.
2015: Give me just one more chance to prove myself.
2020: Give me just one last chance to prove myself.

And some things don’t change…

2013: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.
2015: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.

2013: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.
2015: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.

© Sunil Rajguru

AAP versus BJP in Delhi elections…

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World War I: AAP versus Congress.
World War II: AAP versus BJP.
World War III: AAP versus ex-AAP/IAC.

AAP campaign…
Modi for PM, Kejriwal for CM.
Translation: Mil baant-ke khaate hai.
Modi campaign…
BJP for PM, BJP for CM.
Translation: Na khaoonga, na khaane doonga!

India A̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ For C̶o̶r̶r̶u̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ Politics…
Anna: Trinamool*.
Kejriwal, Yadav, Bhushan: AAP.
Bedi, Shazia, Binny: BJP.
*=Came in ad backing Mamata for PM.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Kiran Bedi joined the BJP…

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The ABC of Delhi politics…
AAP, BJP & Congress.
But it’s finally down to A or B…
Arvind or Bedi.

Changing Times.
2011…
Bedi: Main bhi Anna.
Kejriwal: Main bhi Anna.
2015…
Bedi: Main bhi CM.
Kejriwal: Main bhi CM.

One section of the BJP will be known as the Bharatiya Janata Congress while another section will be known as the Aam Janata Party.
‪#‎AAPCongDefectors‬

Is this Join BJP month?
If you look at his latest Tweets, you could be forgiven for thinking that even Pranabda has joined the BJP!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Look out, here comes the Mufflerman!

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(In honour of Mufflerman Arvind Kejriwal…
Please sing to the tune of Here comes the Spiderman…)

Mufflerman, Mufflerman,
Does whatever a politician can,
Spins a lie, any size,
Catches controversies just like flies,
Look out!
Here comes the Mufflerman.

Is he wrong?
Listen bud,
He’s got Communist blood,
Can he bring a change?
Take a look overhead,
Hey, there,
There goes the Mufflerman (after 49 days flat).

In the chill of night,
At the scene of a dharna,
Like an anarchist ready for a fight,
He leaves just in time.

Mufflerman, Mufflerman,
Friendly Delhi neighbourhood Mufflerman,
Wealth and fame,
He can’t ignore,
Excess publicity is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up,
Whenever there’s a TV camera hung up,
You’ll find the Mufflerman!

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

India’s many VVIPs…

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Sanjay Dutt: Very Very Important Prisoner.

Rahul Gandhi: Very Very Important Pappu.

Priyanka Vadra: Very Very Important (non) Politician.

Robert Vadra: Very Very Important Pati (of the above VVIP).

Sonia Gandhi: Very Very Important (non) PM.

Manmohan Singh: Very Very Invisible PM.

Congress Spokespersons: Very Very Important Pests.

Most Indian Politicians: Very Very Idiotic Persons.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru