Sanjay Dutt: Very Very Important Prisoner.

Rahul Gandhi: Very Very Important Pappu.

Priyanka Vadra: Very Very Important (non) Politician.

Robert Vadra: Very Very Important Pati (of the above VVIP).

Sonia Gandhi: Very Very Important (non) PM.

Manmohan Singh: Very Very Invisible PM.

Congress Spokespersons: Very Very Important Pests.

Most Indian Politicians: Very Very Idiotic Persons.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru