The changing times of Arvind Kejriwal…

2014: Kejri threatens to block Republic Day.
2015: Republic Day blocks Kejri.

2013: Giant killer Kejri defeats Sheila.
2015: Bedi set to be giant killer to defeat Kejri.

2013: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels for AAP.
2015: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels against AAP.

2013: Kejri asks, “What has Sheila done in 15 years?”
2015: Bedi asks, “What has Kejri done in 49 days?”

2013: BJP alleges AAP is a B Team of the Congress.
2015: BJP alleges Congress is a B Team of the AAP.

2013: Kejri for CM.
2014: Kejri for PM.
2015: Kejri only on FM.

2013: Give me just one chance to prove myself.
2015: Give me just one more chance to prove myself.
2020: Give me just one last chance to prove myself.

And some things don’t change…

2013: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.
2015: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.

2013: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.
2015: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.

© Sunil Rajguru

Look out, here comes the Mufflerman!

(In honour of Mufflerman Arvind Kejriwal…
Please sing to the tune of Here comes the Spiderman…)

Mufflerman, Mufflerman,
Does whatever a politician can,
Spins a lie, any size,
Catches controversies just like flies,
Look out!
Here comes the Mufflerman.

Is he wrong?
Listen bud,
He’s got Communist blood,
Can he bring a change?
Take a look overhead,
Hey, there,
There goes the Mufflerman (after 49 days flat).

In the chill of night,
At the scene of a dharna,
Like an anarchist ready for a fight,
He leaves just in time.

Mufflerman, Mufflerman,
Friendly Delhi neighbourhood Mufflerman,
Wealth and fame,
He can’t ignore,
Excess publicity is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up,
Whenever there’s a TV camera hung up,
You’ll find the Mufflerman!

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru