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Some political musings…

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Kanhaiya is Trainee Kejri.
Kejri is Trainee Lalu.
Lalu. Lalu Jr. Lalu Jr Jr. Pasand ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ ki!

It takes roughly ten thousand hours of practice to achieve mastery in any field.
—Malcolm Gladwell.
FYI, I’ve been an MP for more than one lakh hours now!
—Pappu.

Gandhi

They ask: When will we have a woman on Indian currency note.
I ask: When will we have any man other than the Mahatma?
Right now he’s on Rs 10 right through Rs 1000!

Isn’t it Odd that AAP ads concerning only Delhi are appearing Evenly all across every State in India?
AAP = Aam Aadmi Pays for these ads.

Congress sinking.
Bihar, WB, UP, Delhi in a mess.
Their verdict: Modi will lose 2019.

Whatever anti-Congress revelations are coming out post-2014, everyone knew anyway.
Therein lies the real tragedy.
‪#‎UPADebacle‬

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Nehru—The great collapser…

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This autocratic leader’s fake consensus collapsed in the 1950s.

His war machinery collapsed in 1962.

His socialist economy collapsed in 1991.

His best friend USSR collapsed in 1991.

His Dynasty started collapsing from 2014.

His Congress started collapsing from 2014.

His #AdarshLiberals started collapsing from 2014.

In fact his entire legacy started collapsing from 2014.

© Sunil Rajguru

#BharatMataKiJai @ #NITSrinagar

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The irony…
JNU students raised anti-India slogans and were arrested after due procedure.
NIT students raised pro-India slogans and were beaten up.

BJP leaders goofing up day in and day out. Alarming part is that they still look dazzlingly brilliant when compared to AAP-Congress leaders.

New term: “Mild lathi charge”.
Was the lathi mild?
Was the police charge mild?
Did they hit the students mildly?
‪#‎NITSrinagar‬

Bharat tere tukde honge = FoE = Freedom of Expression.
Bharat Mata ki Jai = FoE = Fascism of Extremists.

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The latest round of Modi musings…

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Supporters of Sonia: Neutral.
Supporters of Kejri: Neutral.
Supporters of Lalu: Neutral.
Supporters of Modi: Fill in blanks with expletives.

Who is greater? Sachin or Kohli? At least that’s a debate.
What of ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ who still think Pappu-Kejri-Kanhaiya each is greater than Modi?

Pappu will challenge Modi! (44 LS seats)
No Kejri will challenge Modi! (4 LS seats)
Errr Kanhaiya will challenge Modi! (CPI 1 LS seat)

The man* who does things makes many mistakes, but he never makes the biggest mistake of all: Doing nothing**!
—Benjamin Franklin
*Modi **MMS

Media…
Before: Don’t put caste or religion in headline, makes it look bad.
Now: Don’t put caste or religion in headline, unless it makes Modi look bad.

Modi to launch Stand Up India.
Pappu launched Stand Up Comedy India many years back.

Most ‪#‎OpinionPolls‬ in…
2002: Modi will lose.
2004: NDA will win.
2007: Modi will lose.
2009: UPA-NDA neck and neck, UPA slightly ahead.
2012: Hung Assembly in UP.
2014: BJP will not get 272.
2015: Some polls said Mahagatbandhan would win clearly. Some said NDA would win clearly. One gave such a range that MGB win, NDA win and hung Assembly was in a single poll!
Yet we fall for them every time.
Every single time!
#99%Failure

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Political musings of the day…

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Lalu is India’s worst politician.
Kejri is Junior Lalu.
Kanhaiya is Junior Kejri.

India—Pappu se chahiye azaadi.
Bihar—Lalu se chahiye azaadi.
WB—Jungle Raj se chahiye azaadi.
JNU—Kanhaiya se chahiye azaadi.

The Rolling Stones debuted when Nehru was Prime Minister.
With the way they’re going, they might be performing even (if and) when Nehru’s great grandson becomes PM.

Nitish…
P for Prohibition.
P for Peace.
Jungle Raj criminal…
B for Bihar.
B for Bootlegging.

Lalu ne Bihar ki waat laga di.
Ab gham main daru bhi nahin pee sakte wahan ke log!
‪#‎JungleRajWithProhibition‬

Empty vessels (bartan) make loud noise.
Pori-bartan makes even louder noise with its empty promises.
‪#‎WBPolls2016‬

Congress totally destroyed West Bengal by 1977.
Since then, for the last 39 years, it has been “Under Construction”.

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Sinking Congressi musings…

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1977-80.
1989-91.
1996-2004.
Congress money tanks were always flush when in Opposition.
For the first time taps in danger of running dry.

Congress: How could you dismiss Uttarakhand Government? This is murder of democracy!
Modi: Abhi to party shuru hui hai!
Ye toh bas shuruwaat hai.
Baad main na kahana kuch bhi.
Pahale hi de doon warning!

Shashi Tharoor…
Would be United Nations Secretary General.
To Minister of State.
To Kanhaiya’s spokesperson.
What a fall!

Go figure…
Student joins campus in non-BJP State.
Joins Communist politics, quits in frustration.
Commits suicide when Modi is PM.
Verdict: Modi’s fault!

Forget the Congress, President’s Rule has been implemented around 75 times just when the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty was incharge.

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